Why do we paint Easter eggs?

Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!

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Why were Jeremy Clarkson's colleagues excited to try his mulled wine?

Because they'd been floored by his punch.

What do you call those people who follow musicians around and try to hang with them after the show?

Drummers.

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What did the painting on the wall say to the cop?

I've been framed!

Why did the elephant paints it's toes red?

So he could hide in the cherry tree.

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Why did the rabbit cross the road?

Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!

Why was the Easter Egg so happy?

He just got laid by some chick!

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Where do Easter bunnies dance?

At the basketball.

What's big and purple and hugs your Easter basket?

The Easter Barney!

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How many men does it take to wallpaper a feminists house?

Only one, but you have to slice him REALLY thin!

How many men does it take to wallpaper a bathroom?

A. Three if you slice them very thinly.