Why do we paint Easter eggs?

Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!

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Why was the Energizer Bunny tried in court?

He was charged with battery.

What's the different between a wife and a smoke detector?

One, you can turn off without even trying. The other, you spend all day waving a dish cloth at.

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How does a blond, get revenge on her blond boyfriend?

She paints a target icon around the outlet.

What is the difference between Jesus and a painting?

You only need a nail to hang a painting.

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How do you make an Chocolat omelette?

With Easter eggs.

What's the good part about having alzheimer's?

You can hide your own easter eggs.

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Why do the French like Easter?

Because it's such a bonne ide.

Why do only 20 percent of blonde chicks lay Easter eggs?

The rest are hunting peckers.

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How many men does it take to wallpaper a feminists house?

Only one, but you have to slice him REALLY thin!

Why do we paint Easter eggs?

Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!