Why do we paint Easter eggs?

Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!

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How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I am not sure, I haven't seen them try and I can't do it either.

Which wiki do dyslexic pastry chefs claim to be trying to visit before getting arrested?

www.filopedia.org

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Why don't mexicans have checking accounts?

It's too hard to spray paint your name on the little line.

How to you get rid of the dandelions on your lawn?

Paint one of them black the others will move away.

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Why did the rabbit cross the road?

Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!

What did the Easter egg say to the boiling water?

Gonna take a while to get me hard, I just got laid by a chick.

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Why did the rabbit cross the road?

Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!

What does a Chinese restaurant serve for Easter?

Coloured eggrolls!

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How many men does it take to wallpaper a feminists house?

Only one, but you have to slice him REALLY thin!

Why do we paint Easter eggs?

Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!