Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!
A taxi
Q: Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery? A: Because her career as a comic was stuck, but no matter how he tried, the Dr. couldn't pull a laugh out of her.
And why does he paint so many pictures of my parents fighting?
Paint the town red.
He was hopped up on easter eggs.
The rest are hunting peckers.
Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!
Hot Cross Bunnies!
Only one, but you have to slice him REALLY thin!
A. Three if you slice them very thinly.
