What did the Easter egg say to the boiling water?

Gonna take a while to get me hard, I just got laid by a chick.

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Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

When do chickens stop laying eggs?

Henopause

What's the difference between a ginger and a brick?

Bricks get laid.

Easter Egg Jokes More Easter Egg Jokes

How do you make an Chocolat omelette?

With Easter eggs.

Why did the rabbit cross the road?

Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!

Boiling Water Jokes More Boiling Water Jokes

Why did the blonde freeze a pot of boiling water?

Because you never know when you're going to need some boiling water.

What's the difference between a gamer and a pot of boiling water?

A pot of boiling water doesn't get salty when you put a tea-bag in it.

Chick Jokes More Chick Jokes

What do a chick and KFC have in common?

Once you're done enjoying the legs, thighs and breasts your left with a greasy box to stick your bone in.

Why didn't Cathy keep the extra dollar of change at Chick-fil-a?

Because Cathy can't help being Truett-ful