What did the Easter egg say to the boiling water?

Gonna take a while to get me hard, I just got laid by a chick.

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Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms &amp no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel

What do a brick and I have in common?

We both get laid by hand.

Easter Egg Jokes More Easter Egg Jokes

What day does an Easter egg hate the most?

Fry-days.

Why was the Easter Egg so happy?

He just got laid by some chick!

Boiling Water Jokes More Boiling Water Jokes

What do you get when you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole?

Hot cross bunnies.

What do you get if you pour boiling water down rabbit holes?

Hot cross bunnies !

Chick Jokes More Chick Jokes

Why is it easy for chicks to talk ?

Because talk is cheep !

How did the rooster get a lot of chicks?

A lot of good yolks!