What did the Easter egg say to the boiling water?

Gonna take a while to get me hard, I just got laid by a chick.

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Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What do a load of bricks and a 300 lb woman have in common?

At some point they'll both be laid by a Mexican.

What do women and linoleum have in common?

If you lay them just right you can walk on them for years.

Easter Egg Jokes More Easter Egg Jokes

Why do we paint Easter eggs?

Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!

Why do only 20 percent of blonde chicks lay Easter eggs?

The rest are hunting peckers.

Boiling Water Jokes More Boiling Water Jokes

What's the difference between friends and potatoes?

Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.

What do you get if you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole?

Hot cross bunnies Happy Easter

Chick Jokes More Chick Jokes

Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

Because he wasn't all he was *cracked up* to be.

Why are astronomers so popular with the ladies?

Chicks dig stars.