What's the difference between a gamer and a pot of boiling water?

A pot of boiling water doesn't get salty when you put a tea-bag in it.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Why is the difference between brucellosis and brucellitis like the difference between a woman and an LGBT woman?

One is real and the other isn't.

What's the difference between Biggie Smalls and your mom?

Biggie loves it when you call him Big Poppa, while your mom just loves it when you call.

Gamer Jokes More Gamer Jokes

What is it called when a gamer fights someone?

An Asthma attack.

How can you tell a gamer from a rugby player?

Ask them if they play league.

Pot Jokes More Pot Jokes

What does a piano, a tuna and a pot of glue have in common?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.

Why did the cows keep returning to the field of marijuana?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

Boiling Water Jokes More Boiling Water Jokes

What do you get if you pour boiling water down rabbit holes?

Hot cross bunnies !

What did the Easter egg say to the boiling water?

Gonna take a while to get me hard, I just got laid by a chick.

Tea Bag Jokes More Tea Bag Jokes

What's the different between England and a tea bag?

A tea bag last longer in the cup

Why did the tea-bag fall down the hill?

To steep.