A pot of boiling water doesn't get salty when you put a tea-bag in it.
One of them has to water their vegetables
In christianity, one guy died for all the others.
Run! escape!
He was pushing the right trigger.
It might take a while for me to get hard, I was just laid by a chick.
You're high-on-pot...enuse. Thanks Key&Peele, I'll see myself out.
Hot cross bunnies Happy Easter
A tea bag last longer in the cup
What's the Difference between a tea bag and a used tampon - I dunno... - I'm never drinking tea at your house again then!