Tea Bag Jokes

What's the different between England and a tea bag?

A tea bag last longer in the cup

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What's the difference between a tea bag and England?

A tea bag stays longer in a cup.

Why did the tea-bag fall down the hill?

To steep.

What's the difference between England and a tea bag?

A tea bag stays in the cup longer!

What is the difference between Liverpool football and a tea bag?

A: The tea bag stays in the cup longer.

What's the difference between Italy and a tea bag?

Ones in a cup

What's the difference between a gamer and a pot of boiling water?

A pot of boiling water doesn't get salty when you put a tea-bag in it.

What's the difference between a tea bag and a used tampon?

What's the Difference between a tea bag and a used tampon - I dunno... - I'm never drinking tea at your house again then!

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What do you get when you mix tea and a dogs name?

A dinosaur! Ha ha get it Tea-rex Hahaha...

What's the difference between a tea bag and a used tampon?

What's the Difference between a tea bag and a used tampon - I dunno... - I'm never drinking tea at your house again then!

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What's a bigamist?

It's a large fog in Italy

What body of water separates Italy from the word 'goodbye'?

River Derci. Sorry.

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How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant?

When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

What's the definition of gross?

Two vampires fighting over a used tampon

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Who should have played Bilbo Baggins in Lord of the Rings?

Bruce Willis. Because old hobbits die hard.

How did Bilbo survive the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy?

Because old Hobbits die hard...

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What kind of tea do the crime investigation team drink?

A "casual tea"

Who's there ! Aida ! Aida who ?

Aida more than I drink !

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What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scotsman?

The Rolling Stones sing "Hey You! Get off of my cloud!" A Scotsman shouts "Hey Mcleod!! Get off of my ewe!"

What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari?

I don't have 100 dead babies in my garage

House Jokes More House Jokes

Why do they name all hurricanes after women?

Because when they arrive they are wet and wild, and when they leave they take your house and car

Why do chinesse make such terrible Estate agents?

Because non of the customers are ever comfortable with the idea of buying a house with a Hawk in the closet.

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Why was the Trail of Tears so hard on the Native Americans?

It's not easy to hike a trail when you're always falling down drunk.

What did the cholo say when the houses fell on him?

ey, get off me homes!