What's the different between England and a tea bag?

A tea bag last longer in the cup

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Why did Marxism never catch on in England?

Because then it'd be impossible to get proper tea.

Why does England always get attacked in the summer?

Because the Knights are shorter then.

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Who is the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one who can bring his friends two cups of coffee and a dozen donuts.

What's the first thing a cannibal does in the morning?

Grab a cup of joe.

Tea Bag Jokes More Tea Bag Jokes

What's the difference between a tea bag and a used tampon?

What's the Difference between a tea bag and a used tampon - I dunno... - I'm never drinking tea at your house again then!

Why did the tea-bag fall down the hill?

To steep.