What do pirates like to wear during the winter?

Scarves

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Why are pirates so mean?

They just ARRRRRRRRRRR!!!

How much do pirates pay to get an earring?

A Buccaneer.

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What do Worf and Jadzia like to do to relax?

Netflix and Trill!

Why are there so many Asians?

Its the food. There is too much raw dog. Heard it on Adam Carolla's Podcast. A caller phoned in and told it to Adam. Thought you guys would like it.

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What do pirates do with their treasure in the winter?

They BURy it

Why do birds fly south for the winter?

Because it's too far to walk.

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What kind of tie does a pig wear ?

Pig's tie !

What clothing designer do vampires prefer to wear?

Alexander Fang

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Why was the hipster wearing a scarf during the summer?

He liked wearing scarves before it got cool.

What do you get when you make a scarf out of a cat?

A Neko.