What do pirates like to wear during the winter?

Scarves

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What kind of vitamin does a pirate take?

Vitamin sea.

Why don't pirates ever stop going to brothels?

They can't get enough booty.

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Why are Paris's streets lined with trees?

German soldiers like to march in the shade.

What does a belt like to do?

Getting Waisted

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Why do bees stay in their hive during Winter?

Swarm.

What do pirates like to wear during the winter?

Scarves

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What's it called when a fedora wearing neckbeard gets sick?

M'alady

Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom?

A: So she can have a doggie bag for later.

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What do you get when you make a scarf out of a cat?

A Neko.

Why was the hipster wearing a scarf during the summer?

He liked wearing scarves before it got cool.