What do pirates like to wear during the winter?

Scarves

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What kind of vitamin does a pirate take?

Vitamin sea.

What did the pirate say to his sister?

Aye sis

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Who's your friend who likes to play?

JOHN CENA** *DUn DUnDUnDUn DUn DUnDUnDUn.*

What has long ears hops and likes websurfing?

The e-aster bunny.

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Where is potatoes?

This winter is very cold. Family is starve.

What did Helen Keller scream when she got mugged?

Nothing. It was winter and she had mittens on.

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What fabric is worn in Soviet Russia?

Linen

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Incase he got a hole in one. HEHE one of my favs. Whats your fav joke?

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What do you get when you make a scarf out of a cat?

A Neko.

Where did I get my scarf?

It's a CVS receipt. You love it Oh thank you very much.