What do pirates like to wear during the winter?

Scarves

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How did pirates communicate before the internet?

Pier to Pier Networking

What's the wheel for?

The pirate replies, "Arrr it's drivin me nuts!"

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How do you know the universe likes Saturn?

It put a ring on it.

What do you call someone who doesn't like The Simpsons?

A Homerphobe! LOL! Just made that up!

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What did Helen Keller scream when she got mugged?

Nothing. It was winter and she had mittens on.

What cheese do hunters use to goad a bear out from its cave in the winter?

Camenbert

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Why doesn't Asia wear makeup?

Because it clogs its SINGAPORES!

Why do the French always were white when pole vaulting?

So people can see them surrender from afar. Edit: wrong form of the form "wear"

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Whatcha thinkin about?

Me: How ferrets are like if a cat and a scarf had a baby.

What did 50 cent say to his grandma when she gave him a scarf for Christmas?

Gee, you knit