Why don't bears wear boots?

Cos they like to walk around in their bear feet.

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Which actress would you like to get stuck in an elevator with?

Me: One who knows how to fix elevators.

Where do cows like to live?

St. Moo-is.

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What does it mean if you find a horse shoe?

Some poor horse is walking around in his socks.

How many performance artists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I don't know either, I walked out early too.

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What do you call a bear that likes men when it's happy and women when it's sad?

A Bipolar Bear

Why do doctors slap babies bums when then are born?

Because the balls fall off of the stupid ones.

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What's the difference between Batman and Martin Brodeur?

Batman isn't wearing hockey pads.

What clothes do lawyers wear to work?

Lawsuits.

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Whats the difference between a hippie and a trampoline?

You take your boots off before you jump on a trampoline.

What did the figurine say when the boot flew past her protective dome?

That was a cloche call!"

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Why didn't the grizzly wear any shoes?

He wanted to go bear foot.

Why don't bears wear boots?

Cos they like to walk around in their bear feet.