Why don't bears wear boots?

Cos they like to walk around in their bear feet.

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Why did Ally refuse to do her homework, when all she had left was to square the x and y axis?

Cause Allies don't like axis powers

What do you call a dead chicken that likes to throw things?

A geist. Thanks! I will show myself out.

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What do you call a black man walking down the street?

A pedestrian.

What's better than winning a silver in the paralympics?

Being able to walk.

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

Why are you letting people touch your new born?

I don't let people touch my new iPhone

Why do people wear sleeveless shirts?

They like to express the right to bear arms.

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Why are you wearing such a large shirt?

Second Clown: I always perform in the big top.

What do you call a crazy person wearing pantaloons?

A pantalunatic.

Boot Jokes More Boot Jokes

What did the figurine say when the boot flew past her protective dome?

That was a cloche call!"

Why did the skinhead have Velcro on his boots?

He was a lacist.

Bear Foot Jokes More Bear Foot Jokes

Why didn't the grizzly wear any shoes?

He wanted to go bear foot.

Why do bears hate shoes so much?

They like to run around in their bear feet.