What do you call a bee that was born in the USA?

USB

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

Why do babies cry when they're born?

Because it's the most painful day in their lives

Where were you born?

Me: Missouri. I: What state are you in now? M: Apathy. I: That's not what I meant. M: I don't care.

Usa Jokes More Usa Jokes

What's the difference between a yoghurt and the USA?

If left for 400 years, the yoghurt will develop a culture.

Why does Mexico always do so poorly in the olympics?

Anyone who could run, swim or jump made it to the USA.

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What does a bee get at McDonalds ?

A humburger !

What does the bee Santa Claus say ?

Ho hum hum !