Because it's the most painful day in their lives
My donation check to the orphanage.
You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond
Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state.
Inmates
In the brain tree forests!
In far distant terror-tory.
Because he had a Halloweenie! (Hollow-weenie)
The baby can't carry the mother.
