Why do babies cry when they're born?

Because it's the most painful day in their lives

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Why is it considered socially wrong to make fun of a crying 10-year old boy in Africa?

Because it's normal to undergo a midlife crisis.

Why was the young strawberry crying?

His parents were in a jam.

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What do you call a bear that's been in the rain?

A drizzly bear, of course

What did the large furry mammal say when the salamander who kept asking for favors went too far?

I can't bear it! You axolotl of me this time!

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Who lives in the white house?

the black man

What do you call a man with no will to live?

Willis.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's the difference between the IRS and a baby?

It takes a lot more than a hammer to make the IRS shut up.

How many feminists does it take to change a baby's diaper?

A: Don't be silly, feminists can't change anything. And besides, where would they find a baby!