Why do babies cry when they're born?

Because it's the most painful day in their lives

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What did Russia say to Ukraine after the conflict was over?

Cry me a peninsula.

Why is the peanut crying?

Because he couldn't handle his roast

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What does Rupert the Bear and Jack the Ripper have in common?

Same middle name!

What kind of bear is best?

One that gets you an oscar

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What do you call Abby who lives in the city?

Downtown Abby

Why are the people of Saudi Arabia always behind the times?

Because they live under Iraq.

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Why did the momma pepper tuck in her baby?

Because he was a little chili (Actually came up with this while making chili)

What's Blue, Orange and Lying at the Bottom of a Swimming Pool?

What's blue, orange and lying at the bottom of a swimming pool? A baby with popped floaties.