Why are these Facebook status updates so much more interesting than usual?

Oh, because this isn't Facebook - it's a mattress label. My bad.

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What's the worst part about having Comcast internet?

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What's the worst part about 30 lawyers in a bus going over a cliff?

The bus could fit 30 more lawyers.

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When people on Facebook say they lost their phone and need everyone's numbers again, I text them: "Guess who?

for 2 weeks.

How does a Facebook employee greet each other?

Hey there, whatsapp!!