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What's the difference between Reddit and Facebook?

About a day

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How did realism get me banned from Facebook?

I sided with cancer on the "Kids VS Cancer" page.

What Slenderman doesnt have?

Facebook.

What is Facebook?

Its a Place where Boy posts a JOKE and Gets no Response & If a Girl Posts the same JOKE , She gets Hundreds of likes , comments and Friend Requests and Lots of PM's .

When you realise your friend is an idiot" Stories!?

Hey guys, I just recently found out that my friend is an idiot. I was talking with him on Facebook and I was telling him about this game that was free online, and he says "I'm on my way to see my girlfriend". I'm sorry but WHAT? well I have a fish tank. Feel free to comment down below your stories about how you realised your friend is an idiot.

How does a Facebook employee greet each other?

Hey there, whatsapp!!

What's the difference between a joke and your friend's blog?

You enjoy it when a joke is posted on Facebook

Whatsapp & Facebook?

My Dad:We used to keep useless information to ourselves.

Why do proctologists like Facebook?

It's another chance to look up old friends.

Who and Facebook?

When the Doctor changes the timeline, it's usually for a good reason.

What's the alien version of Facebook?

Spacebook. (It's a terrible joke I know).

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Why couldn't the lumberjack sign into Facebook?

Because he was logged out!

What'd be worse?

Zombie apocalypse or Facebook shutting down and 500 million retards all of sudden using twitter

How do you now when somebody is retarded on Facebook?

Well, its complicated.

What did you do?

Genocide. You " "I shared a 10 Funniest Autocorrect FAILS on Facebook." - Conversations in Hell

What if you go missing?

How do you expect us to find you if you look like beyonce on Facebook.

What did Drake Bell say to Batman?

Sorry, still calling you Bruce! I found this on Facebook somewhere; I dunno who to get credit to.

When people on Facebook say they lost their phone and need everyone's numbers again, I text them: "Guess who?

for 2 weeks.

Why is Reddit different from Facebook?

removed

Why is Facebook such a hit?

It works on the principle that People are more interested in others life than their own'.

How does Stevie Wonder check Facebook?

With his EyePhone

How do you tell if you've lost an argument on Facebook?

Well first you're are in an argument on Facebook.

Which is more environment-friendly: Facebook or r/jokes?

Facebook produces too much plastics while r/jokes has 100% recycling rate.

Whatsapp &amp?

Facebook?

Why are these Facebook status updates so much more interesting than usual?

Oh, because this isn't Facebook - it's a mattress label. My bad.

Whats the difference between Facebook and Reddit?

About two hours.

How to pick up chicks at the gym Pasted from Facebook: A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

Why did voldermort used Twitter instead of Facebook?

Because he only had followers. Not friends.

Why do people post missing person posts on Facebook?

Like we're going outside...

What I hated the most in Facebook?

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How do I stay in shape?

I stole an ostrich, it chases me around the house all day, i hate it

What's the most common activity people do while wearing safety vests?

Reflect! I use this dadjoke on my pregnant wife every day when she goes out for walks after dark and wears a safety vest.. 'Now honey, don't forget to reflect on all sorts of things, especially car headlights!'

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.

What's black and white and makes a lot of noise?

A panda with a set of drums.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

How many theoretical physicists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold it in place, another to rotate the universe around it.

Where did AT&ampT get their 2007 slogan?

Ireland: More bars in more places

Conversation Jokes More Conversation Jokes

What does a WoW player with tubercolosis say when he ends a conversation?

TBC

What did one pile of wood chips say to the other?

Nothing. They weren't mulch for conversation.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What is the chemical formula for water?

Student: "HIJKLMNO." Teacher: "What are you talking about " Student: "Yesterday you said it's H to O!"

What did Pink Panther say when he stepped on Ant?

Nothing, Pink Panther doesn't talk!

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Which drink makes a Gorilla feel tipsy?

An ape-ricot sour!

How does it feel to crash a rental car?

It Hertz.

Bad Jokes More Bad Jokes

What's the worst part of an NFL wedding?

Getting hit by Rice

What's the worst part of giving a magician a ride home?

When you get there, you turn into the driveway. Ba-dum-bum! Don't forget to tip your waitress!

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Why did the painter from Boston have trouble making friends?

He was way too autistic for his own good.

Why was the candle mad at his friend?

He blew him off.