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What's the difference between Reddit and Facebook?

About a day

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How did realism get me banned from Facebook?

I sided with cancer on the "Kids VS Cancer" page.

What Slenderman doesnt have?

Facebook.

What is Facebook?

Its a Place where Boy posts a JOKE and Gets no Response & If a Girl Posts the same JOKE , She gets Hundreds of likes , comments and Friend Requests and Lots of PM's .

When you realise your friend is an idiot" Stories!?

Hey guys, I just recently found out that my friend is an idiot. I was talking with him on Facebook and I was telling him about this game that was free online, and he says "I'm on my way to see my girlfriend". I'm sorry but WHAT? well I have a fish tank. Feel free to comment down below your stories about how you realised your friend is an idiot.

How does a Facebook employee greet each other?

Hey there, whatsapp!!

What's the difference between a joke and your friend's blog?

You enjoy it when a joke is posted on Facebook

Whatsapp & Facebook?

My Dad:We used to keep useless information to ourselves.

Why do proctologists like Facebook?

It's another chance to look up old friends.

Who and Facebook?

When the Doctor changes the timeline, it's usually for a good reason.

What's the alien version of Facebook?

Spacebook. (It's a terrible joke I know).

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Why couldn't the lumberjack sign into Facebook?

Because he was logged out!

What'd be worse?

Zombie apocalypse or Facebook shutting down and 500 million retards all of sudden using twitter

How do you now when somebody is retarded on Facebook?

Well, its complicated.

What did you do?

Genocide. You " "I shared a 10 Funniest Autocorrect FAILS on Facebook." - Conversations in Hell

What if you go missing?

How do you expect us to find you if you look like beyonce on Facebook.

What did Drake Bell say to Batman?

Sorry, still calling you Bruce! I found this on Facebook somewhere; I dunno who to get credit to.

When people on Facebook say they lost their phone and need everyone's numbers again, I text them: "Guess who?

for 2 weeks.

Why is Reddit different from Facebook?

removed

Why is Facebook such a hit?

It works on the principle that People are more interested in others life than their own'.

How does Stevie Wonder check Facebook?

With his EyePhone

How do you tell if you've lost an argument on Facebook?

Well first you're are in an argument on Facebook.

Which is more environment-friendly: Facebook or r/jokes?

Facebook produces too much plastics while r/jokes has 100% recycling rate.

Whatsapp &amp?

Facebook?

Why are these Facebook status updates so much more interesting than usual?

Oh, because this isn't Facebook - it's a mattress label. My bad.

Whats the difference between Facebook and Reddit?

About two hours.

How to pick up chicks at the gym Pasted from Facebook: A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

Why did voldermort used Twitter instead of Facebook?

Because he only had followers. Not friends.

Why do people post missing person posts on Facebook?

Like we're going outside...

What I hated the most in Facebook?

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What does an orphan and a bottle of champagne have in common?

They both lost their pop.

Why is being a pirate addictive?

They say that after you lose your first hand, you get hooked!

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What's the sound that a French tank does just before the enemy frontline attacks?

Beep Beep Beep...

What sound is emitted by a drowning mathematician?

log log log log log log log log log...

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Why do rabbits always get banned from CS:GO?

Because they're always bunny-hopping.

Why did the Polish government have to finally ban water-polo throughout the country?

Too many horses were drowning.

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Why are all the plants at the retirement home made of silk and plastic?

Because everything that stays there just ends up dying.

Why do they ask you if you want paper or plastic at the supermarket?

Because baggers can't be choosers.

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What do you call it... ...when you get head from a black girl and a white girl at the same time?

Marblehead

What has eight arms and tells the time?

A clocktopus Shoutout to the popper from my Xmas dinner

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Whats reddits favorite tv show?

The OC.

What do Steam users and Reddit admins have in common?

They don't want to pay for mods.

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How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a lightbulb?

How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.

What did Caesar say when he ran into his friend at a music lesson?

Etude, Brute?"

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Why is the Prime Minister not seen in the morning?

Because he is PM not AM

What is Facebook?

Its a Place where Boy posts a JOKE and Gets no Response & If a Girl Posts the same JOKE , She gets Hundreds of likes , comments and Friend Requests and Lots of PM's .