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I sided with cancer on the "Kids VS Cancer" page.
Facebook.
Its a Place where Boy posts a JOKE and Gets no Response & If a Girl Posts the same JOKE , She gets Hundreds of likes , comments and Friend Requests and Lots of PM's .
Hey guys, I just recently found out that my friend is an idiot. I was talking with him on Facebook and I was telling him about this game that was free online, and he says "I'm on my way to see my girlfriend". I'm sorry but WHAT? well I have a fish tank. Feel free to comment down below your stories about how you realised your friend is an idiot.
Hey there, whatsapp!!
You enjoy it when a joke is posted on Facebook
My Dad:We used to keep useless information to ourselves.
It's another chance to look up old friends.
When the Doctor changes the timeline, it's usually for a good reason.
Spacebook. (It's a terrible joke I know).
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Because he was logged out!
Zombie apocalypse or Facebook shutting down and 500 million retards all of sudden using twitter
Well, its complicated.
Genocide. You " "I shared a 10 Funniest Autocorrect FAILS on Facebook." - Conversations in Hell
How do you expect us to find you if you look like beyonce on Facebook.
Sorry, still calling you Bruce! I found this on Facebook somewhere; I dunno who to get credit to.
for 2 weeks.
removed
It works on the principle that People are more interested in others life than their own'.
With his EyePhone
Well first you're are in an argument on Facebook.
Facebook produces too much plastics while r/jokes has 100% recycling rate.
Facebook?
Oh, because this isn't Facebook - it's a mattress label. My bad.
About two hours.
Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"
Because he only had followers. Not friends.
Like we're going outside...
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Because he is PM not AM
Pokemon Go players are only wasting their own time )
There's a limit to how many characters you are allowed to waste.
Her response - with a flat, even look: "I've been well seasoned." I lost it
Because when he was standing by alter, and asked "If he would take this women as his lawful wedded wife " His response was "Do I "
Because 12 13 14!
I have no idea, but this looks like a good joke. So post your proposals in comments.
She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright ! 'Owl be seeing you later.'
Because he's a pain in the neck.
Both of em are in plastic, except for the adjustable spanner
Because baggers can't be choosers.
A monster makes bigger holes in the skirting board.
One says, "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!". The other says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe!".
None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.
Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin
