What do you call the piece of plastic behind the windshield in an Iraqi car?

A Daeshboard

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Plastic Jokes More Plastic Jokes

Why do they ask you if you would like paper or plastic at the grocery store?

Because baggers can't be choosers,

What's the difference between a round piece of plastic and a babies head?

I don't use a round piece of plastic as a shift knob.

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

What do you say when a robot explodes into pieces?

Rest in pieces. I'll show myself out now.

Who's there ! Ankansas ! Ankansas who ?

Ankansas though any piece of wood !

Windshield Jokes More Windshield Jokes

How do you blindfold an Asian woman?

Put a windshield in front of her.

Why can't cars fly kites?

Because of the windshield.

Iraqi Jokes More Iraqi Jokes

How many Iraqis does it take to launch a Scud missile?

Two. One to launch it one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.

How many children does it take to change a light bulb in America?

About 1 thousand Iraqis.