What does Michael Jackson and an xbox have in common?

They are both made of plastic and get turned on by children!

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Child Jokes More Child Jokes

Why don't Raggedy Ann &amp Andy have any children?

Cotton balls

What did the sign say?

Grandkids: No children in shopping cart :(( Me: Rules are rules.

Michael Jackson Jokes More Michael Jackson Jokes

What did the sunbathing mother say to Michael Jackson as he walked by on the beach?

Would you please move You're in my sun.

What does Michael Jackson do when he gets kids to the top of the Empire State building?

Tosses them off.

Xbox Jokes More Xbox Jokes

Why does no one own an Xbox in Pennsylvania?

Because it's always Sony in Philadelphia!

Why did the guy give up connecting his controller to his Xbox?

He was syncing too much time into it.

Plastic Jokes More Plastic Jokes

What is the cost of plastic surgery?

Doctor: It is near about 10,000$. Patient: Well, what if we arrange the plastic

What does Michael Jackson and an xbox have in common?

They are both made of plastic and get turned on by children!