What does Michael Jackson and an xbox have in common?

They are both made of plastic and get turned on by children!

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What bounces and makes kids cry?

The cheque I just sent to Save the Children.

Why do asian parents give their children short names?

More time on tests.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a Xbox?

They're both made of plastic, and little kids turn them on.

How did Michael Jackson get food poisoning?

He ate a 10 year old wiener.

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Why is Xbox 360's successor called Xbox One and not Xbox 720?

Cos 720 is 1

What does Lebron James do after winning the NBA Championship?

He turns off his Xbox.

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What do you call the piece of plastic behind the windshield in an Iraqi car?

A Daeshboard

Which is more environment-friendly: Facebook or r/jokes?

Facebook produces too much plastics while r/jokes has 100% recycling rate.