What does Michael Jackson and an xbox have in common?

They are both made of plastic and get turned on by children!

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Why did Darwin love CSS?

Because children inherit properties from their parents.

Why do asian parents give their children short names?

More time on tests.

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What do Michael Jackson and Walmart have in common?

They both have little boys' jeans half off.

What is the difference between a gorilla and Michael Jackson?

One of them got shot for touching a kid.

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What do you say to a broken Xbox One?

Nothing, you already said it twice.

What band does a wannabe join?

Rock Band for the XBOX 360

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Which is more environment-friendly: Facebook or r/jokes?

Facebook produces too much plastics while r/jokes has 100% recycling rate.

What's the difference between a round piece of plastic and a babies head?

I don't use a round piece of plastic as a shift knob.