What does Michael Jackson and an xbox have in common?

They are both made of plastic and get turned on by children!

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Child Jokes More Child Jokes

Why couldn't the lizard have any children?

It had a reptile dysfunction!

What's the difference between parents who don't vaccinate their children and ISIS?

One is a group made up of radicals with extremist views. And the other group is ISIS.

Michael Jackson Jokes More Michael Jackson Jokes

What's small, gray, and came in little cans?

Michael Jackson.

What's Michael Jackson's favorite thing about twenty-eight year olds?

There's 20 of them.

Xbox Jokes More Xbox Jokes

Why do they call it the XBOX 360?

Because you turn 360 and walk away!!

What does a Bears fan do when his team wins the Superbowl?

He turns off his Xbox, and goes to bed.

Plastic Jokes More Plastic Jokes

What do you call a humpless camel covered in plastic?

Llamanated

Why are all the plants at the retirement home made of silk and plastic?

Because everything that stays there just ends up dying.