Why are all the plants at the retirement home made of silk and plastic?

Because everything that stays there just ends up dying.

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Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What happens when the President dies?

The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.

Where do puppies go when they die?

Back into the microwave so I can get in another round.

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What did the snake say to the cornered rat ?

Hiss is the end of the line for you !

How did Paul, the octopus, originally die?

Torres went and asked Paul proudly, "How many goals will I end up with after thia this World Cup " Paul died laughing.

Plastic Jokes More Plastic Jokes

What's the expiry date on plastic?

81(http://i.ytimg.com/vi/UYwYdFdoecA/0.jpg)

What is the cost of plastic surgery?

Doctor: It is near about 10,000$. Patient: Well, what if we arrange the plastic

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How can we keep our school Clean?

Student : By Staying at home. :p

What's the difference between England and an egg cup?

An egg can stay in the cup longer

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

What do you love most in the world?

Me: You & your brother 4yo: Oh Me: What about you 4yo: The fire tree in Plants vs. Zombies Me: Oh

How are college students like plants?

They both need natural light to survive!

Retirement Home Jokes More Retirement Home Jokes

Why are all the plants at the retirement home made of silk and plastic?

Because everything that stays there just ends up dying.

Silk Jokes More Silk Jokes

Whatever happened to silk underwear?

A: Fell through the cracks.

Why are all the plants at the retirement home made of silk and plastic?

Because everything that stays there just ends up dying.