Why are all the plants at the retirement home made of silk and plastic?

Because everything that stays there just ends up dying.

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Why do blondes always die before help arrives?

A: They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".

How did the Scot die?

He got kilt.

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How long do you need to know someone before sharing fries?

Because I'm about to introduce myself to the girl at the end of the bar.

What's the difference between life and wife's rant?

Life eventually ends.

Plastic Jokes More Plastic Jokes

What do you call the piece of plastic behind the windshield in an Iraqi car?

A Daeshboard

What's the difference between a plastic tube and an adjustable spanner ?

Both of em are in plastic, except for the adjustable spanner

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What did the hat say to the other hat?

You stay here. I'll go on a head.

How do jockeys stay on their horses?

Jockey straps.

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

How are college students like plants?

They both need natural light to survive!

What did one plant say to the other plant that was annoying him?

Please leaf me alone! Or I'll tell my mom, and you'll get in trouble.

Retirement Home Jokes More Retirement Home Jokes

Why are all the plants at the retirement home made of silk and plastic?

Because everything that stays there just ends up dying.

Silk Jokes More Silk Jokes

Why are all the plants at the retirement home made of silk and plastic?

Because everything that stays there just ends up dying.

Whatever happened to silk underwear?

A: Fell through the cracks.