Why are all the plants at the retirement home made of silk and plastic?

Because everything that stays there just ends up dying.

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What happens when you insult Terrance on the Oregon Trail?

You died of dysentery. Sorry.

When do clocks die?

When their time is up.

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What is formed at the end of mitosis?

My nailses

What can you put at the end of a sentence, to make it funnier?

The punchline.

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What do you call a humpless camel covered in plastic?

Llamanated

Why are all the plants at the retirement home made of silk and plastic?

Because everything that stays there just ends up dying.

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What did King Midas say to the centaur?

Stay gold, Ponyboy.

How did Jesus stay in such good shape?

Cross fit.

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How are college students like plants?

They both need natural light to survive!

Why did the plant say after being watered?

I'm not hungry exactly, but I could still use a light snack".

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Why are all the plants at the retirement home made of silk and plastic?

Because everything that stays there just ends up dying.

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Why are all the plants at the retirement home made of silk and plastic?

Because everything that stays there just ends up dying.

Whatever happened to silk underwear?

A: Fell through the cracks.