What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe?

Question: What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe? Answer: One is Maid of Orleans and the other is made of wood.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What the difference between a feminist and a knife?

A knife has a point.

What's the difference between Jared from Subway's gut and his junk?

He prefers his gut when it's down 45 pounds, and his junk when it's up 45 pounds.

Wood Jokes More Wood Jokes

Why did the woman turn to her husband and say "now who the hell would dump such a nice sofa out here in the woods?

She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.

What type of wood is the most expensive?

Hollywood! (Made this up while i was doing a project.)

Joan Jokes More Joan Jokes

Where could you look up Joan of Arc's profile?

On Tinder.

What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe?

Question: What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe? Answer: One is Maid of Orleans and the other is made of wood.

Arc Jokes More Arc Jokes

What do you call someone who is obsessed with Joan of Arc?

A heroine addict.

What do Alicia Keys, Katniss Everdeen, and Joan of Arc all have in common?

They're all girls on fire.

Maid Jokes More Maid Jokes

Why did Helen Keller fire her maid?

Cuz she left the plunger in the toilet. - Jackie Martling

How do we know that Joan of Arc was French ?

She was maid in France !

Canoe Jokes More Canoe Jokes

What do u call two lesbians floating down a river in a canoe?

Fur traders.

What do you call two women in a canoe?

Fur traders!