They're all girls on fire.
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Question: What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe? Answer: One is Maid of Orleans and the other is made of wood.
Joan of Ark
When Joan used a coat-hanger on Cheryl, she was already out of the womb.
On Tinder.
Steak
She was maid in France !
A heroine addict.
They were trying to start a business.
A: Trying to hold on to a thought.
He had a good ark.
In the Ark-hives.
A tiger has the mane part missing !
Capitalization.
Gloves! Haha I'm joking. He hasn't opened it yet.
Dinosaurs aren't old enough to smoke. Told to me by my niece at christmas.
Quit Russian.
When she pulls the tampon out and the cotton is already picked.
Tennish
A. The Chiefs Have Arrived On Scene.
Dad: Where is the best place to hide an elephant? Me: I don't know, behind a big rock? Dad: In a tree silly. Me: In a tree? Dad: When's the last time you saw an elephant in a tree?
And the dad says: 'Wealth is caviar, champagne and women. Poverty is hot pocket, beer and your mother!'
A four term US senator.
Shake it off