They're all girls on fire.
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Question: What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe? Answer: One is Maid of Orleans and the other is made of wood.
Joan of Ark
When Joan used a coat-hanger on Cheryl, she was already out of the womb.
On Tinder.
Steak
She was maid in France !
A heroine addict.
Because they both looked sharp!
it has a blue light !
4: Trenton said his dad likes to go outside and fight lions - laughs - oh honey - nobody would name their kid Trenton
My dentist just pulled one of my teeth out. I don't see much to laugh about in that. But it was the wrong one!
She was wearing mittens.
They'll get chapped lips!
How will I ever find another performer of your caliber? (Source: a dad on thanksgiving)
A good start! **an old joke that my dad used to tell at every party. You could replace "liberals" with pretty much anything.
Because it's the one day that they have an excuse to hang coloured balls from trees.
Only one nights sleep til Christmas!
a HIPAAcrite
Q: Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery? A: Because her career as a comic was stuck, but no matter how he tried, the Dr. couldn't pull a laugh out of her.
Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-cherry balm!
Snow whites cherry.
They both tell the audience what they are glad to hear. But at the end, the audience laughs at the comic, and the politician laughs at the audience.
