Joan Jokes

What do Alicia Keys, Katniss Everdeen, and Joan of Arc all have in common?

They're all girls on fire.

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What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe?

Question: What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe? Answer: One is Maid of Orleans and the other is made of wood.

Who was Noah's wife?

Joan of Ark

What's the difference between Joan Crawford and an abortion doctor ?

When Joan used a coat-hanger on Cheryl, she was already out of the womb.

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Where could you look up Joan of Arc's profile?

On Tinder.

What is Joan of Arc's least favorite food?

Steak

How do we know that Joan of Arc was French ?

She was maid in France !

What do you call someone who is obsessed with Joan of Arc?

A heroine addict.

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Where does Noah store his bees?

The ark-hives.

Where did Noah keep his bees?

In the ark hives

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What do Congressional Republicans and ISIS in Afghanistan have in common?

Their first act since arriving was to go after the elderly.

When does Sean Connery usually arrive at Wimbledon?

Tennish.

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Why did the calendar die?

It's days were numbered.

What did the Japanese chef say when his mother died?

Well, that's the edamame.

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Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter?

They get chapped lips

Why don't women wear skirts during winter?

They'll get chapped lips!

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What is in a virgin candy bar?

Cherries and nuts

How does a virgin pop her cherry?

by using a bottle opener

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What do you call Tinder for an amputee?

Timber

How does Jesus like his hotwings?

Tinder and Mild.

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What's white on the outside, black on the inside and soon to be orange all over?

1600 Pennsylvania Ave.

What is the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

In the case of the bmw, the pricks are on the inside.

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What does David Bowie do after he gets out of the swimming pool?

He ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-changes. (Sorry if repost)

What does Joan Jett use when her lips are chapped?

Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-cherry balm!