What did Joan Rivers say to the zombie?

Who are you wearing *

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When the zombies want Twisties! take a look on this zombies viral video, serious feedback please :) http://www.youtube.com/watch?

v=vdRiMBPbQ8

Why did the Zombie baseball pitcher retire?

He threw his arm out.

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What happened to the girl who wore a mouse costume to her Halloween party?

The cat ate her.

Why won't you loan a neighbor a cup of sugar?

sigh "You're a pile of ants wearing a bathrobe." bathrobe sags dejectedly

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What did Joan Rivers say to God when she arrived?

Get a new robe!

Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery?

Q: Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery? A: Because her career as a comic was stuck, but no matter how he tried, the Dr. couldn't pull a laugh out of her.