What did Joan Rivers say to the zombie?

Who are you wearing *

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How do you turn a computer into a zombie?

Send it a byte. Kind of lame but I couldn't help myself.

What do you call a zombie that runs fast?

A zoombie.

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Why don't women wear dresses in the winter?

A: They could get chapped lips!

What do Greek soccer players wear?

Soccer tee's

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Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery?

Q: Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery? A: Because her career as a comic was stuck, but no matter how he tried, the Dr. couldn't pull a laugh out of her.

What do Robin Williams and Joan Rivers want for Christmas?

A. Betty White.