What did Joan Rivers say to the zombie?

Who are you wearing *

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Who are the most intelligent monsters?

Zombies (because, Braiiiiiiins!!!)

How do zombies celebrate Halloween?

They paint the town dead!

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What did the Psychiatrist say to the man who walked in wearing nothing but plastic wrap?

I can clearly see ur nuts.

Why did... Why did the golfer wear an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one! Ha Ha Ha Ha

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What do Robin Williams and Joan Rivers want for Christmas?

A. Betty White.

Who has the easiest job in the world right now?

Joan Rivers' embalmer.