Why won't you loan a neighbor a cup of sugar?

sigh "You're a pile of ants wearing a bathrobe." bathrobe sags dejectedly

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Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What does a Scotsman wear under his kilt?

The codpiece he made out of his girlfriend's face.

What kind of pants does Mario wear to work?

Denim denim denim p

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

What do you call ants in your syrup?

Maple flakes From my well intentioned girlfriend

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

Pile Jokes More Pile Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms &amp no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs playing in a pile of leaves?

Rustle

Sugar Jokes More Sugar Jokes

What did Adam do when he wanted some sugar?

He raised Cain.

What do you get when you boil tree trunks with sugar?

Log jam.

Loan Jokes More Loan Jokes

What would Game of Thrones be called if it was about ice cream?

Game of Cones If it was about sword sharpening: Game of Hones If it was just everyone playing Go: Game of Stones If everyone was single: Game of Alones If it was about balls: Game of Throwns If it was about spooky scary skeletons: Game of Bones If everyone used UAVs to fight: Game of Drones If everyone was a banker: Game of Loans If it was about breakfast foods: Game of Scones

How do you expect us to loan you money if you can't prove to us that you don't need it?

Banks

Neighbor Jokes More Neighbor Jokes

Why are you picking up rocks?

M: I'm starting a rock band. Neighbor walks away. That is how you get people to leave you alone.

What do you say when your neighbor's 5 year old goes missing?

Nothing.

Sigh Jokes More Sigh Jokes

How was I supposed to know I wasn't supposed to cook the macaroni necklace?

sigh* Parenting is hard.

What about the orange one?

Really *sighs*