Why won't you loan a neighbor a cup of sugar?

sigh "You're a pile of ants wearing a bathrobe." bathrobe sags dejectedly

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Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why do Scotsman wear kilts?

Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.

Why does John Snow wear a Rolex ?

Because he's a man of the nice watch

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

Ten-ants

What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant?

Dead ant. Dead ant. Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead annnnnnnnttt.

Pile Jokes More Pile Jokes

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline?

I take my boots off to jump on the trampoline.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel.

Sugar Jokes More Sugar Jokes

Why sugars are very unhappy these days?

It is sweet but still is not getting added do any thing!

What do you get when you boil tree trunks with sugar?

Log jam.

Loan Jokes More Loan Jokes

How do ducks pay off loans?

With their bills!

What would Game of Thrones be called if it was about ice cream?

Game of Cones If it was about sword sharpening: Game of Hones If it was just everyone playing Go: Game of Stones If everyone was single: Game of Alones If it was about balls: Game of Throwns If it was about spooky scary skeletons: Game of Bones If everyone used UAVs to fight: Game of Drones If everyone was a banker: Game of Loans If it was about breakfast foods: Game of Scones

Neighbor Jokes More Neighbor Jokes

What do call a horse that lives near you?

A neighbor (naybor for pessimist horses)

Why won't you loan a neighbor a cup of sugar?

sigh "You're a pile of ants wearing a bathrobe." bathrobe sags dejectedly

Sigh Jokes More Sigh Jokes

How was I supposed to know I wasn't supposed to cook the macaroni necklace?

sigh* Parenting is hard.

Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."