Why won't you loan a neighbor a cup of sugar?

sigh "You're a pile of ants wearing a bathrobe." bathrobe sags dejectedly

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What kind of overalls does Super Mario wear?

denim denim denim...

What's the difference between a well dressed man and a tired dog?

The man wears a full suit, the dog just pants

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What did the ant say when he walked into the insurance office?

Insure ants?

What kind of ants are very learned ?

Pedants !

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Why won't you loan a neighbor a cup of sugar?

sigh "You're a pile of ants wearing a bathrobe." bathrobe sags dejectedly

What's the difference between a million dollar car and a pile of dead babies?

There's no million dollar car in my garage.

Sugar Jokes More Sugar Jokes

What country has many sugar?

sweetzerland

What are some products of the West Indies?

Student: I don't know. Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from Student: We borrow it from our neighbor.

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How do you expect us to loan you money if you can't prove to us that you don't need it?

Banks

Why won't you loan a neighbor a cup of sugar?

sigh "You're a pile of ants wearing a bathrobe." bathrobe sags dejectedly

Neighbor Jokes More Neighbor Jokes

What N-word do you never want to call a black man?

Neighbor!

What are some products of the West Indies?

Student: I don't know. Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from Student: We borrow it from our neighbor.

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Why won't you loan a neighbor a cup of sugar?

sigh "You're a pile of ants wearing a bathrobe." bathrobe sags dejectedly

What did the annoyed husband tell his wife after she saw elk falling from the sky?

Sigh* That's not elk... That's just reindeer.