Why won't you loan a neighbor a cup of sugar?

sigh "You're a pile of ants wearing a bathrobe." bathrobe sags dejectedly

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Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?

An investigator.

What does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress?

Q: what does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress? A: a Freudian slip

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

What do you call an ant who can't play the piano ?

Discordant !

What's the difference between a moose and an ant?

A: A moose has antlers, but an ant doesn't have mooselers.

Pile Jokes More Pile Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying under a pile of leaves?

Russel.

What do you call a pile of dogs?

A ruff terrain.

Sugar Jokes More Sugar Jokes

What did Adam do when he wanted some sugar?

He raised Cain.

Why sugars are very unhappy these days?

It is sweet but still is not getting added do any thing!

Loan Jokes More Loan Jokes

Why won't you loan a neighbor a cup of sugar?

sigh "You're a pile of ants wearing a bathrobe." bathrobe sags dejectedly

Why isn't there a college in the world of Harry Potter?

Because even Magic can't pay your college Loan

Neighbor Jokes More Neighbor Jokes

What N-word do you never want to call a black man?

Neighbor!

What's the similarity between your wife and a tin roof in a hurricane?

If you didn't nail them properly they'll go see your neighbor

Sigh Jokes More Sigh Jokes

What about the orange one?

Really *sighs*

What the problem?

Man 1: *Sighs* " I guess i'm just having some problems with my inner-sole "