Why won't you loan a neighbor a cup of sugar?

sigh "You're a pile of ants wearing a bathrobe." bathrobe sags dejectedly

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Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why do Blondes wear padded shoulders?

A: So they don't get a concussion while bobbing their from head side to side as they are saying "I don't know " whenever you ask them a question.

Why do the French always were white when pole vaulting?

So people can see them surrender from afar. Edit: wrong form of the form "wear"

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

What kind of ants are very learned ?

Pedants !

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

Ten-ants

Pile Jokes More Pile Jokes

What's the difference between a million dollar car and a pile of dead babies?

There's no million dollar car in my garage.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline?

I take my boots off to jump on the trampoline.

Sugar Jokes More Sugar Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of sugar and a dead baby?

I don't use sugar in my signature cookies.

What do you get when you boil tree trunks with sugar?

Log jam.

Loan Jokes More Loan Jokes

What did the triangle need to do before he could get a loan?

He needed somebody to cosine.

What would Game of Thrones be called if it was about ice cream?

Game of Cones If it was about sword sharpening: Game of Hones If it was just everyone playing Go: Game of Stones If everyone was single: Game of Alones If it was about balls: Game of Throwns If it was about spooky scary skeletons: Game of Bones If everyone used UAVs to fight: Game of Drones If everyone was a banker: Game of Loans If it was about breakfast foods: Game of Scones

Neighbor Jokes More Neighbor Jokes

What do call a horse that lives near you?

A neighbor (naybor for pessimist horses)

What's that again?

A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect.' 'Really,' answered the neighbor. 'What kind is it?' 'Twelve thirty.'

Sigh Jokes More Sigh Jokes

Why was the deaf man sighing and shaking his head in disgust when he looked over at his next door neighbour?

Because she was *airing her dirty laundry*!!!

How was I supposed to know I wasn't supposed to cook the macaroni necklace?

sigh* Parenting is hard.