sigh "You're a pile of ants wearing a bathrobe." bathrobe sags dejectedly
Reflect! I use this dadjoke on my pregnant wife every day when she goes out for walks after dark and wears a safety vest.. 'Now honey, don't forget to reflect on all sorts of things, especially car headlights!'
None because they go barefoot.
Discordant !
Ant-Eye Biotics (Dad joke, I know)
Nothing. They weren't mulch for conversation.
With a pitchfork!
I don't use sugar in my signature cookies.
Intergalactose
He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".
A: Because she had an interest in the principal.
Neighbor
Sigh* That's not elk... That's just reindeer.
A sigh is oh dear. A car is too dear. A monkey is you dear.
