What do you call an ant who can't play the piano ?

Discordant !

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How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

What's the difference between Ozzy Osborne and Whitney Houston?

One plays hard rock, the other is rock hard.

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Why did the dinosaur walk on two legs?

To give the ants a chance.

What do you call an ant in space ?

Cosmonants & Astronants !

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Why wasn't the fish allowed to play in the band?

Because he couldn't tuna piano!

What looks better... than roses your piano?

Tulips on your organ.