What do you call an ant who can't play the piano ?

Discordant !

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What's going on in this movie?

Him: Lin, I just hit play 90 seconds ago. Me: Wow! New record.

Why should you never play Uno with a foreigner?

Because they will always steal the green cards.

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What did the pig say when he found a line of ants in his trough?

Mmm. Canapes."

Why was the baby ant so confused?

Because all of his uncles were ants!

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What's better than two roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mineshaft?

A-flat minor (or a broken piano)