What do kids yell at old people who are...

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why are you always rushing out of here after work?

You're single with no kids." Me: " Exactly."

How do Chinese name their kids?

They throw silverware on the ground!

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

How do we know that Adam wasn't a black man?

Have you ever tried taking a rib from a black man!! !

What did the bartender say to the jumper cables?

You better not try to start anything.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why don't they let gansters play Quidditch?

Cause gangsters always catch the snitch!

What's the difference between babies and love?

Love doesn't burn. What's worst part about making love to a dead baby. Digging up the coffin. How long does take to play hide and seek with a dead baby? It depends how small the pieces are.

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

How would you like to make a donation to our local orphanage?

Dad: yea sure yells up to me son, you live with this guy now!

How did one goldfish get the attention of another goldfish?

He yelled, "A u, fish!"

Old People Jokes More Old People Jokes

Why are there so many old people in Church?

They're cramming for the final.

Why do people say children are the future?

They are clearly the present. Old people are the future.

Lan Jokes More Lan Jokes

What is the network admin favourite lullaby?

Mary had a little LAN

What do kids yell at old people who are just trying to play?

GET OFF MY LAN!