What do kids yell at old people who are just trying to play?

GET OFF MY LAN!

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Why can't we feed the animals?

Wife: They'll get lazy and dependent and never, ever go away. Me: *looks warily at our kids*

What do the average woman and kids on a snow day have in common?

They're both hoping for nine inches, but will be happy enough with five.

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Why did the doctor kick his patients?

He was trying to heel them.

What do Green Eggs and Ham, and Fifty Shades of Gray have in common?

They both encourage people who can barely read to try new things.

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What do you call a rabbit that plays with foxes?

A dumb bunny.

Why can't Jesus play Football?

He has flashbacks every time he looks at the goal

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How many spoiled rich girls does it take... ...to change a light bulb?

Just one, she yells, "DAAAAADDY, I need a new house!"

How do you make Ben Carson yell?

Watch a movie with him.

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Why are there so many old people in Church?

They're cramming for the final.

What technology are old people better at using than young people?

Life support.

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What do kids yell at old people who are just trying to play?

GET OFF MY LAN!

What is the network admin favourite lullaby?

Mary had a little LAN