What do kids yell at old people who are just trying to play?

GET OFF MY LAN!

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What do you call people who teach their kids to use abstinence as birth control?

Grandparents.

Where's the cake?

Mom of kid: We don't believe in sugar. Me: I promise it's real. I've seen it with my own eyes.

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Why don't you go down on a girl in the morning?

Have you ever tried to split a grilled cheese

How does a mathematician deal with constipation?

He grabs a pencil and tries to work it out

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Why don't you play with your friends?

he asked. 'Because I only have one friend' the girl replied. 'And I hate her.'

Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokemon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

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How do you get a little old lady to yell the F word?

Get another little old lady to yell "Bingo!"

How many acrobats does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to change it and one to yell "Ta-daa!" when he's done.

Old People Jokes More Old People Jokes

What do you call it when old people are forced into slavery?

Indentured servitude.

What kid of music do old people listen to?

Hip-Pop

Lan Jokes More Lan Jokes

What is the network admin favourite lullaby?

Mary had a little LAN

What do kids yell at old people who are just trying to play?

GET OFF MY LAN!