What did Pippin Took do when he was drunk?

He began to feel Merry.

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What is the linguistic description of sentences like 'ho ho ho' and 'merry Christmas'?

They are both santa clauses.

What does Santa say when he meets your wife, your sister and your mother?

HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!

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What emotion does a tree feel every spring?

Relief

Why was red sad?

Because he was feeling blue

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What is hairy on the outside, wet and fleshy on the inside, begins with C and ends with T, and has both a U and a N in it?

Coconut

What begins with P and ends with orn?

Popcorn, of course!