What did Pippin Took do when he was drunk?

He began to feel Merry.

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What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

Why can't horses fix merry go rounds?

They'd be terrified

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Why did the pig go into the kitchen?

Because he felt like BACON!

What did Pippin Took do when he was drunk?

He began to feel Merry.

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What is hairy on the outside, wet and fleshy on the inside, begins with C and ends with T, and has both a U and a N in it?

Coconut

When does feminism end?

When Islam begins.