What did Pippin Took do when he was drunk?

He began to feel Merry.

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What do you call someone who would do anything for a chocolate snack cake?

A ho ho ho. (merry xmas!)

What does Santa say when he meets your wife, your sister and your mother?

HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!

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Why did the elevator take antidepressants?

It was feeling down

How do blind people know where to find Braille signs on walls and doors?

They just have a feel for that kind of thing.

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How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin?

First, invade ze kitchen...

How does a monster begin a fairy tale?

Once upon a slime . . ."