What did Pippin Took do when he was drunk?

He began to feel Merry.

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What does Santa say when he meets your wife, your sister and your mother?

HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!

What is another name for Santa's elves?

Subordinate Clauses! Merry Christmas everyone.

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How do the Russian people feel about their government?

They're Putin up with it.

When are you going to learn to drive?

I don't think they feel very safe in my taxi.

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Why are thedonald users not cucks?

First of all you'd need a girlfriend to begin with.

How do police informants begin their jokes?

Nark Nark