How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin?

First, invade ze kitchen...

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What did one German baker say to the other?

Glutentag!

How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. We are efficient and don't like humour.

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When is a tree it's loudest?

When it begins to bark.

What has a beginning and an end, but nothing in the middle?

Life.

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What did Putin say to the U.S. and E.U. after invading Ukraine?

Crimea river

Why are Republicans so insistent on a war in the Middle East?

Because its good Christian values to invade the Middle East.

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Why did the blonde throw tic-tacs in her spaghetti?

The recipe told her to mints her garlic.

Why couldn't the blonde manage to make Ice-Cubes?

A: She couldn't find the recipe.