How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin?

First, invade ze kitchen...

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Why do they bury Germans 20 meters underground?

A: Because deep down they are really nice.

What did the cowboy say as he walked into a German car garage?

Audi

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How does every racist joke begin?

With a look over the shoulder.

What begins with S, ends with X and will change your life?

Smallpox

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Why did the U.S. invade Panama?

Just Cause

What is dark, invades you in your sleep, and starts with N-I-G?

Nightmares you racist.

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How do Italian Chefs swap recipes?

By Spaghett-e-mail!

What is the recipe for honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes