How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin?

First, invade ze kitchen...

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Why are the avenues in Paris lined with trees?

A:Because Germans like to march in the shade.

What do you call a rude German?

A Deutsch bag

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What word begins with the letter "F" and ends in "UCK"?

A: FIRETRUCK.

Why is a racehorse like a letter?

They both begin a trip at the post!

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How do the Russians invade the Ukraine?

They rush in.

Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

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How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin?

First, invade ze kitchen...

What is the difference between a Southern Zoo and a Northern Zoo?

A Southern Zoo has a description of the animal on the cage along with a recipe.