How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin?

First, invade ze kitchen...

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What do you call hiring German engineers to work on your overseas project?

Krautsourcing

Whats so good about german cars?

They get from Berlin to Warsaw in one tank

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What do you call an someone who's an itch that begins with a B?

Brash.

What does every funeral begin with?

fun!

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What did Putin say when the world got mad at him for invading the Ukraine?

Cri-me-a river!"

What fictional city can ISIS not invade by land?

Gotham City.

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What's the difference between an American zoo and a Chinese zoo?

An American zoo will only have a description of the animal. The Chinese zoo has the price and recipe of the animal.

How will a black chef start with his recipe?

First we steal two Eggs