How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin?

First, invade ze kitchen...

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What do you call a German who is up themselves?

A deutsche-bag

What do a WW2 German Soldier and an Animal Doctor have in common?

They're both Veteran-Arians (wah wah)

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Why do they run the credits at the beginning of Game of Thrones?

Because you don't know who is going to make it to the end.

What did the communist say at the beginning of the race?

On your Marx, get set, go!"

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Why did the USA invade Panama?

Just 'Cause

Whats Kim Kardashian and the Middle East got in common?

Both are covered in oil, huge, and been invaded by the West.

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How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin?

First, invade ze kitchen...

Why couldn't the blonde manage to make Ice-Cubes?

A: She couldn't find the recipe.