How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin?

First, invade ze kitchen...

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What did the Germans name the Israeli Submarine?

Das Jude

What did the German baker say to greet his customers?

Gluten tag!

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How does every racist joke begin?

With a look over the shoulder.

What did the mother of the guy who broke his arms say at the beginning of every 'session'?

ssh bby is ok

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Whats Kim Kardashian and the Middle East got in common?

Both are covered in oil, huge, and been invaded by the West.

How is making cheese like invading Syria?

You get some Kurds in the way.

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What is the recipe for honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes

What is the difference between a Southern Zoo and a Northern Zoo?

A Southern Zoo has a description of the animal on the cage along with a recipe.