How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin?

First, invade ze kitchen...

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What website are the germans least likely to laugh at?

Neingag.

What has 16 legs and speaks german?

Dppelspider

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What's the difference between a guitar player and a savings bond?

Eventually the savings bond will mature and begin to earn money.

What does every funeral begin with?

fun!

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They rush in.

What did Putin say to the U.S. and E.U. after invading Ukraine?

Crimea river

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How will a black chef start with his recipe?

First we steal two Eggs

How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin?

First, invade ze kitchen...