Who is the commander of cheese?

Sargento

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Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What do you call a bunch of pro wrestlers hitting each other with blocks of cheddar and wheels of gouda?

Battle Royale with cheese.

How do you discuss cheese with a Welshman?

Very Caerphilly.

Commander Jokes More Commander Jokes

Who likes music?

asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.

Why did all most of the black soldiers die in Vietnam?

When the commander yelled "GET DOWN", they all started dancing.