Who is the commander of cheese?

Sargento

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What cheese can never be yours?

Nacho cheese.

What musical instrument goes with cheese?

Picklelo.

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What did the commander say when she realized that she had left Matt Damon on Mars?

I have left my Mark on Mars"

What does the commander say to the firing squad when they go camping?

Ready, aim, make the FIRE!