What did a binary number say to another?

I'm the one, you zero!

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How many zeroes does your salary have?

He responds "One" "In which currency " "Any :("

How many people at a Music Festival does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero, its already lit

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Why was the binary number so happy?

Because of two's compliment!

What did a binary number say to another?

I'm the one, you zero!