What did a binary number say to another?

I'm the one, you zero!

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How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Zero.

How many people at a Music Festival does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero, its already lit

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What did a binary number say to another?

I'm the one, you zero!

Why was the binary number so happy?

Because of two's compliment!