What did a binary number say to another?

I'm the one, you zero!

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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in zero lightbulbs?

Indeterminate

How do you know you're golfing with a politician?

When they get a hole-in-one they write down *zero* on the scorecard.

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What did a binary number say to another?

I'm the one, you zero!

Why was the binary number so happy?

Because of two's compliment!