How many zeroes does your salary have?

He responds "One" "In which currency " "Any :("

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What'd the scientist say to the man who was frozen to absolute zero?

Are you 0K

How many redditors does it take to screw in a new lightbulb?

Zero. Somebody already did it.

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What does TTYL mean?

I replied, "Talk to you later". So she responded, "No! Talk to me now! What does it mean "

How can you celebrate Christmas if you don't believe in God?

I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "

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Why did the Irish call their currency the "Punt" ?

Because it rhymes with Bank Manager

What's the currency in space?

Starbucks

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What does a Greek say when he receives his salary?

Danke schon.

What are your expectations?

Me : Job. Interviewer : I mean what do you want from this job Me : Salary