How many zeroes does your salary have?

He responds "One" "In which currency " "Any :("

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What do a zero-legged spider and a one-legged bear have in common?

They both have at least zero legs.

How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Zero.

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How could you do this to me?

she cried. I responded, "Well, I can't. That's why I'm doing it to her."

What is closer the moon or London?

To what the dad responds all serious: Do you see London from here

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How many zeroes does your salary have?

He responds "One" "In which currency " "Any :("

Whats the currency of North Korea?

The NoDinar

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What if earth rotates 30 times faster?

Interviewer:"If the Earth rotates 30 times faster, what will happen?" engineer:"We will get our salary everyday" :D Think Greedily Act Confidently

What are your expectations?

Me : Job. Interviewer : I mean what do you want from this job Me : Salary