Why do people keep asking me what I'm going to be doing in three years?

I don't have 2020 vision.

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What did I tell you about telling the truth?

5-year-old: It's only for people who don't have lawyers.

How do people in Iowa get elections?

By watching corn!

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Why didn't the rope get any presents this year?

He was very knotty.

What should you not gift a Syrian this year?

A drone

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What's the first thing the pope did after resigning?

Asked Jerry Sandusky for his lil black book.

A grocery store cashier asked if I would like my milk in a bag.

I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'

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Who do you see winning the presidency in 4 years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?

I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.

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Where do you see yourself in four years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

What do you think you're going to be doing in 5 years?

Me: I dont know, I dont have 2020 vision