Why do people keep asking me what I'm going to be doing in three years?

I don't have 2020 vision.

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What did people call the Nutty Professor before he became a professor?

Mr. Peanut

Why people don't use #YOLO anymore?

Because they lived once

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Why is Dubya voting Republican this year?

So he'll only be the second worst president ever.

What's The Difference Between Santa and a Muslim?

Santa will be able to enter the united states next year!

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What are your go to jokes?

I was at an event the other day and someone asked "So... anyone know any jokes?" What's everyone's "go to" joke in social situations?

What happened to you?

the doctor asks. "I stepped on something."

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What should Bernie Sanders' next presidential campaign be called?

Hindsight is 2020

Where do you see yourself in three years?

Me: Sorry, I don't have 2020 vision

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Who do you see winning the presidency in 4 years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

Where do you see yourself in 4 years?

Me: I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.