Why do people keep asking me what I'm going to be doing in three years?

I don't have 2020 vision.

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They don't.

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They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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Why is Dubya voting Republican this year?

So he'll only be the second worst president ever.

Why is it called finding nemo?

been wondering for years

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How do you know Axe was invented by black people?

If it was white people who invented it, it would be called Ask.

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A lil bit of quack

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What should Bernie Sanders' next presidential campaign be called?

Hindsight is 2020

Why do people keep asking me what I'm going to be doing in three years?

I don't have 2020 vision.

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Where do you see yourself in 4 years?

Me: I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

Where do you see yourself in four years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.