Why do people keep asking me what I'm going to be doing in three years?

I don't have 2020 vision.

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What do you call people who use the pull out method?

Parents

Why do people always make such a fuss over how much a newborn weighs?

It's a baby, not a stash of heroin.

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Why did the auditor cross the road?

Because he looked in the file and that's what they did last year.

Why do presidents have unsatisfied wives?

It takes four years to get an election.

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Why don't you play with your friends?

he asked. 'Because I only have one friend' the girl replied. 'And I hate her.'

What hotel does Link always ask for?

HYATT

2020 Jokes More 2020 Jokes

Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?

I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.

What do you think you're going to be doing in 5 years?

Me: I dont know, I dont have 2020 vision

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Who do you see winning the presidency in 4 years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

Where do you see yourself in three years?

Me: Sorry, I don't have 2020 vision