Why do people keep asking me what I'm going to be doing in three years?

I don't have 2020 vision.

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How do you make people lose faith in this sub?

This.

Why do people hit things (ex. TV, computer, etc.) when they don't work?

Well, it worked with the slaves.

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What would be different if men got pregnant?

Maternity leave would last for two years with full pay and morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem.

Why is Dubya voting Republican this year?

So he'll only be the second worst president ever.

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How many "All Lives Matter" protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.

What State do you go to to ask questions?

Al-ask-ya

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Who would you like for president in 2020?

Anyone who doesn't have poor visions.

Where do you see yourself in three years?

Me: Sorry, I don't have 2020 vision

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Who do you see winning the presidency in 4 years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

Where do you see yourself in four years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.