Why do people keep asking me what I'm going to be doing in three years?

I don't have 2020 vision.

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How did the Mexican greet people in Hawaii?

Ahola.

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People did not like my movie. I guess I am 50 shades of letdown... But I can sure GET UP"!

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What's the difference between a PC gamer and a console player?

One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week

What hurts more giving birth or being kicked in the balls?

A women will normally want more children after a year or two. No man has ever wanted another kick in the balls. Case closed.

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What do you tell a girl who won't stop asking for a tampon?

Put a sock in it.

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Who do you see winning the presidency in 4 years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

Why do people keep asking me what I'm going to be doing in three years?

I don't have 2020 vision.

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Where do you see yourself in three years?

Me: Sorry, I don't have 2020 vision

What do you think you're going to be doing in 5 years?

Me: I dont know, I dont have 2020 vision