Why do people keep asking me what I'm going to be doing in three years?

I don't have 2020 vision.

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Why do people keep asking me what I'm going to be doing in three years?

I don't have 2020 vision.

Where do you see yourself in three years?

Me: Sorry, I don't have 2020 vision

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