Why do people keep asking me what I'm going to be doing in three years?

I don't have 2020 vision.

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What's next - people marrying dogs?

nervous glance at dog Dog: Frank, we've been over this. I like you as a friend

Who are the hamburgers favourite people?

Vegetarians!

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What do you call the statistics for the total amount of waste produced by the US this year?

Gross

Why do presidents have unsatisfied wives?

It takes four years to get an election.

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What is wrong with me?

Asking for a friend..

How does the blind man know when to stop wiping his arse?

I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

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Why do people keep asking me what I'm going to be doing in three years?

I don't have 2020 vision.

What should Bernie Sanders' next presidential campaign be called?

Hindsight is 2020

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Where do you see yourself in 4 years?

Me: I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

Where do you see yourself in four years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.