2020 Vision Jokes

Who do you see winning the presidency in 4 years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

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Where do you see yourself in four years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

Why do people keep asking me what I'm going to be doing in three years?

I don't have 2020 vision.

What do you think you're going to be doing in 5 years?

Me: I dont know, I dont have 2020 vision

Where do you see yourself in three years?

Me: Sorry, I don't have 2020 vision

Where do you see yourself in 4 years?

Me: I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

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Me: Oh, it doesn't matter. You will have fired me well before then.

Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

I don't know. I don't have 2020 Vision.

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What are Gene Wilder and David Bowie getting for Christmas this year?

Betty White.

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He couldn't think of anything, and said "I'll mullet over"

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He asked. I can't do Tuesdays. -Tommy Cooper

When asked "why?

he replied, "Tropical Depression."

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What do disabled people get when there's a fire in the building?

Left behind

What do the people of Skyrim use to exercise?

A Nordic Track.

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Who would win in a fight...your mom or your dad?

From the looks of it, your dad won

What sound did the slot machine make when the Chinese person won the jackpot?

Cha-chink!

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What does James Bond say after a heavy workout?

I would like to have Whey. Shaken, not stirred.

Why don't churches, synagogues, mosques and temples have Wi-Fi?

Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.

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Who do you see winning the presidency in 4 years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

What do you call a show about The Donald winning the presidency?

Orange is the New Black