Who do you see winning the presidency in 4 years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

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How did Mister Baggins know when his neighbor had died?

He read it in the Hobbituary.

How do we know that God isn't a woman?

Because we're not all sandwiches

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Why did the palm tree win the plant race?

It was the first to Sago.

Why did the mayonnaise win the running race?

Because the tomato sauce couldn't Ketchup.

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How does it feel?

Well it took 4 years but I finished the marathon" And how will you prepare for it again tomorrow "What"

How many believable competent "just right for the job" presidential candidates does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: It's going to be a dark 4 years isn't it

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Why do people keep asking me what I'm going to be doing in three years?

I don't have 2020 vision.

Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?

I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.

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Who do you see winning the presidency in 4 years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

What do you call a show about The Donald winning the presidency?

Orange is the New Black

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Where do you see yourself in three years?

Me: Sorry, I don't have 2020 vision

Where do you see yourself in four years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.