Who do you see winning the presidency in 4 years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

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How do you know when a woman's about to say something smart?

When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me" .

How does a blind parachutist know when to pull his rip-chord?

The leash goes slack...

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Where the hell did you get?

the barkeep asks. "I won it, playing cards", says the pig.

Whose excercises will ensure that you will never win a fitness award?

Leonardo Di Cardio

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How many believable competent "just right for the job" presidential candidates does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: It's going to be a dark 4 years isn't it

Why did the Soviets implement 5 year plans instead of 4 year plans?

Cuz they were stalin'!

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What do you think you're going to be doing in 5 years?

Me: I dont know, I dont have 2020 vision

Why do people keep asking me what I'm going to be doing in three years?

I don't have 2020 vision.

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Who do you see winning the presidency in 4 years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

What do you call a show about The Donald winning the presidency?

Orange is the New Black

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What do you think you're going to be doing in 5 years?

Me: I dont know, I dont have 2020 vision

Where do you see yourself in 4 years?

Me: I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.