Who do you see winning the presidency in 4 years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know it's safe to feed the ducks the same thing as the Canadian geese down at the pond?

Because what's good the goose is good for Merganser.

What's the difference between a horse and a 13 year old boy?

The horse knows when I'm grooming him.

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Why do the French have so many civil wars?

So they can win one every now and again. (Thanks, John Cleese! This was too good not to share.)

Who won?

One two three' cat, because 'Un deux trois' cat sank.

4 Year Jokes More 4 Year Jokes

What are the blonde's first words after 4 years of college?

A: "Would you like fries with that "

How many believable competent "just right for the job" presidential candidates does it take to change a lightbulb ?

It's going to be a dark 4 years isn't it

2020 Jokes More 2020 Jokes

What should Bernie Sanders' next presidential campaign be called?

Hindsight is 2020

What do you think you're going to be doing in 5 years?

Me: I dont know, I dont have 2020 vision

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What do you call a show about The Donald winning the presidency?

Orange is the New Black

Who do you see winning the presidency in 4 years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

2020 Vision Jokes More 2020 Vision Jokes

Where do you see yourself in four years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

Where do you see yourself in three years?

Me: Sorry, I don't have 2020 vision