Who do you see winning the presidency in 4 years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

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How do you know if a redditor gave money to Bernie Sanders?

Just wait 5 minutes. They'll post about it.

How do you know ancient Egyptians loved books so much?

Because they built their stuff with reads!

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Who is guaranteed to win?

Society.

Who would win in a fight, Michael J. Fox or Taylor Swift?

Michael J. Fox he would just shake it off.

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What are the blonde's first words after 4 years of college?

A: "Would you like fries with that "

What do an 80 year old smoker and the Japanese House of Representatives have in common?

They only have an erection every 4 years

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What should Bernie Sanders' next presidential campaign be called?

Hindsight is 2020

Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?

I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.

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What do you call a show about The Donald winning the presidency?

Orange is the New Black

Who do you see winning the presidency in 4 years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

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Why do people keep asking me what I'm going to be doing in three years?

I don't have 2020 vision.

Where do you see yourself in three years?

Me: Sorry, I don't have 2020 vision