Who do you see winning the presidency in 4 years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

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Who knows about math and science and is always close by?

An engi-near!

What do you get if you cross goat DNA with human DNA?

I don't know, ask the Arabs!

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Where did you get that gold watch Joe?

Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it Joe: Three a policeman the owner of the watch and me!!

How did Link win the basketball game for his team?

He used the Hookshot!

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What are the blonde's first words after 4 years of college?

A: "Would you like fries with that "

How many believable competent "just right for the job" presidential candidates does it take to change a lightbulb ?

It's going to be a dark 4 years isn't it

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What do you think you're going to be doing in 5 years?

Me: I dont know, I dont have 2020 vision

Why do people keep asking me what I'm going to be doing in three years?

I don't have 2020 vision.

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Who do you see winning the presidency in 4 years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

What do you call a show about The Donald winning the presidency?

Orange is the New Black

2020 Vision Jokes More 2020 Vision Jokes

Where do you see yourself in 4 years?

Me: I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

Why do people keep asking me what I'm going to be doing in three years?

I don't have 2020 vision.