Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

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How did the scarecrow win a noble prize?

He was *out standing* in his field.

How long did Dorothy, the Scarecrow, and the Cowardly Lion have to wait for the Tin Man?

Ten minutes.

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How do you catch a rabbit?

You hide in a field and make carrot noises.

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

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How is November's election like the Alien vs Predator movie?

Whoever wins...we lose.

Who is guaranteed to win?

Society.

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Why don't dentists display their awards?

Because they want to prevent plaque build-up.

Why did the farmer win the Nobel Prize?

There was a clerical error. The award was intended to go to Malala Yousafzai for her advocacy work for education for young girls.