Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

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Scarecrow Jokes More Scarecrow Jokes

Why didn't the scarecrow want dessert?

Because he was stuffed!

What makes the scarecrow so good at his job?

He's outstanding in his field

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Why do good farmers only excel when they are actually farming?

Because they are out standing in their field.

What's the hardest part about walking through a field of dead babies?

My erection.

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

What do you call girls that have a chance of winning?

Chicken Tenders.

What do you call it when a Cat wins a Dogshow?

Cat-has-trophy. Such punny. Much Cringe.

Award Jokes More Award Jokes

Why did the farmer win the Nobel Prize?

There was a clerical error. The award was intended to go to Malala Yousafzai for her advocacy work for education for young girls.

What award did the kid in a coma for six weeks win?

Atrophy.