Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

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Scarecrow Jokes More Scarecrow Jokes

Why did the Scarecrow lose the debate?

All he had was a straw-man argument."

Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?

Because he was outstanding in his field

Field Jokes More Field Jokes

What do you call a field used to grow bows and arrows?

An archerd.

What did the cow is standing all alone in a field say?

Where are the udders? (Thanks to my three boys for that one!)

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

How would America win gold medals in shooting for the Olympics?

They take their prison population and school population to Rio.

Why does the Pope always win at chess?

He has so many Bishops!

Award Jokes More Award Jokes

What do you award to someone who comments in a thread from a month ago?

Reddit Old

Which award did the knoc knock joke get?

The nobel prize.