Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

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What do you call herpes on a scarecrow?

A corn on the cob

What makes the scarecrow so good at his job?

He's outstanding in his field

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What's the hardest part about walking through a field of dead babies?

My erection.

Why do good farmers only excel when they are actually farming?

Because they are out standing in their field.

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How much did the Cubs pay the devil to win the World Series?

2016

What do you call a show about The Donald winning the presidency?

Orange is the New Black

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Which award did the knoc knock joke get?

The nobel prize.

What do you award to someone who comments in a thread from a month ago?

Reddit Old