Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

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Why did the Scarecrow lose the debate?

All he had was a straw-man argument."

Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?

Because he was outstanding in his field

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What do you call a monkey in a mine field?

A babooooom!

How can you tell baseball players are smarter than football players?

When was the last time you saw a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field?

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What was the name of the heaviest man in china?

Won ton

What's better than winning the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded.

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Why don't you want to win an award for Best Feline Sphincter?

Because it's a catastrophe :-) Yeah, ok, I'll be going now. EDIT: removed explanation.

What's the award for being the world's best dentist?

A little plaque.