Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

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Why did the Scarecrow lose the debate?

All he had was a straw-man argument."

Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?

Because he was outstanding in his field

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What's the difference between Tom Brady and Ben Roethlisberger?

Tom wants his balls illegally deflated on the field and Ben wants that off the field.

How do you tell a good farmer?

He's outstanding in his field

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How does a snail win a race?

It runs against Hillary.

Who won the Battle of the Bulge?

The guy with the bulge in his sock ...

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Which honorary degree is to be awarded to someone who has made contributions to PHP ?

Ph.P.

What award was given to the best Knock Knock joker?

The No-Bell prize!