Which honorary degree is to be awarded to someone who has made contributions to PHP ?

Ph.P.

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Why did the scare crow win the award?

He was out standing in his field. This has Always been my favourite pun.

Why don't you want to win an award for Best Feline Sphincter?

Because it's a catastrophe :-) Yeah, ok, I'll be going now. EDIT: removed explanation.

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What's the difference between PHP and PCP?

One makes you: The other is a synthetic drug.

Why did the PHP programmer go to the optician?

because he didn't C#

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Which honorary degree is to be awarded to someone who has made contributions to PHP ?

Ph.P.

What kind of bee will not take credit for his contributions?

A Humblebee.