Because he was outstanding in his field!
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They hate plaque buildup.
Because he got an award for revvin' it.
Because it's a catastrophe :-) Yeah, ok, I'll be going now. EDIT: removed explanation.
Because they want to prevent plaque build-up.
Because no one wants to be the master beta tester.
A little plaque.
He was out standing in his field. This has Always been my favourite pun.
There was a clerical error. The award was intended to go to Malala Yousafzai for her advocacy work for education for young girls.
Atrophy.
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The No-Bell prize.
Ph.P.
The No-Bell prize!
The nobel prize.
Because he was outstanding in his field.
I nominate Chris Rock's Never Scared.
They thought it was called "The Leo Movie".
Because they always get root access.
Because it goes right out of your head.
Son says: "umm... With my eyes closed " Edit: This actually happened btw. Probably funnier irl.
Nothing, you can't cross a vector by a scalar. EDIT: changed multiply to cross.
Black people took to the streets. White people took it to Reddit and complained about how nobody is doing anything about it.
Redditation. I am so sorry... that was horrible.
Because the bus hit him.
They both give kids a little head.
Make it a Malaysian airlines flight.
To prevent further breakouts.
Oscar im so sorry
Bear claaaaaarrrrrwwwwwwss!!!
Because it's a "no bell" prize.
A Nobel Prize