Award Jokes

Why did the scarecrow get an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field!

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What do you award to someone who comments in a thread from a month ago?

Reddit Old

Why do dentists only want to be awarded with paper certificates?

They hate plaque buildup.

Why does Leonardo DiCaprio love his fast car?

Because he got an award for revvin' it.

Why don't you want to win an award for Best Feline Sphincter?

Because it's a catastrophe :-) Yeah, ok, I'll be going now. EDIT: removed explanation.

Why don't dentists display their awards?

Because they want to prevent plaque build-up.

Why are there no awards for excellence in betas?

Because no one wants to be the master beta tester.

What's the award for being the world's best dentist?

A little plaque.

Why did the scare crow win the award?

He was out standing in his field. This has Always been my favourite pun.

Why did the farmer win the Nobel Prize?

There was a clerical error. The award was intended to go to Malala Yousafzai for her advocacy work for education for young girls.

What award did the kid in a coma for six weeks win?

Atrophy.

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What award was given to the best knock-knock joke winner?

The No-Bell prize.

Which honorary degree is to be awarded to someone who has made contributions to PHP ?

Ph.P.

What award was given to the best Knock Knock joker?

The No-Bell prize!

Which award did the knoc knock joke get?

The nobel prize.

What kind of award did the dentist receive?

A little plaque.

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

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Why did the scare crow get a raise?

Because he was outstanding in his field. Annnnd you all have cancer now.

Why was the scare crow given an award?

Because he is outstanding in his field.

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What do you award to someone who comments in a thread from a month ago?

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What is it like to mod r/news?

This thread has been locked. You will unable to vote or comment.

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What's the real reason Lego Movie didn't get nominated for an Oscar?

They thought it was called "The Leo Movie".

What is the best stand-up routine of our time?

I nominate Chris Rock's Never Scared.

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What is an ear of corn's favourite Leonardo DiCaprio movie?

Inception

What movie did Leonardo DiCaprio's dog recently star in?

The Woof of Wall Street.

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What do you award to someone who comments in a thread from a month ago?

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Why are you driving without a license?

Motorist: Because it was revoked months ago.

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

What does the guy who has been backpacking just a bit too long miss most about home ?

A home-cooked shower.

What did the Mexican guy say when the two houses fell on him?

Get off me homes.

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What do you call a capitalist Bernie Sanders?

Earning Sanders.

What must a vampire earn to learn to fly?

His red wings.

Fast Car Jokes More Fast Car Jokes

What does a bag of rice and an onion do when they get into a fast car?

They pilaf. I'll show my way out

Why does Leonardo DiCaprio love his fast car?

Because he got an award for revvin' it.