Why do dentists only want to be awarded with paper certificates?

They hate plaque buildup.

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What does Garry Newman want to be when he grows up?

Garry Oldman.

How many psychologists does it take to change a tire?

Just one, but first the tire really has to want to change.

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What does a Muslim have if they hate their god?

An Allahgy

Why Russians never drive stick shift?

They really hate Stalin

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What is the difference between a dentist and a New York baseball fan?

One yanks for the roots, the other roots for the Yanks.

What did the dentist say to the computer?

This won't hurt a byte

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Why did the scare crow win the award?

He was out standing in his field. This has Always been my favourite pun.

What kind of award did the dentist receive?

A little plaque.