Why do dentists only want to be awarded with paper certificates?

They hate plaque buildup.

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Why is CoD: Infinite Warfare set in space?

Because no one on earth wants to buy it.

Why did the moron give the sleepy cow a hammer?

He wanted her to hit the hay!

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What kind of coffee do terrorists hate?

French press. (Too soon?)

Why do hipsters hate ice skating?

They could never do it before it was cool

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

What does the dentist of the year get?

A little plaque.

Why don't Gingers go to the dentist?

They are already aware of their corrosive gingivitis.

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Which award did the knoc knock joke get?

The nobel prize.

What award was given to the best Knock Knock joker?

The No-Bell prize!