Who remembers the 2016 presidential race?

Nobody expected that late run from Gonzalez, did they?

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What do you call a thirsty cow?

A watermeloin.. Don't worry, I remember where the door is.

What's it called when you remember a good meme?

A Memento

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What's the difference between the 2016 presidential debates and a pen of baboons relentlessly fighting over the dead stinking corpse of a sheep?

Microphones!

What did the terrorist say to the racist and the socialist?

We are the 2016 presidential candidate frontrunners. This is a joke take it that way

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What do you call someone who keeps trying the same thing again and again, yet expects different results?

A weapons designer for the First Order.

How do you expect me to ignite the TNT below Kaiser's floating fortress?

Waterproof Match Man: Maybe I can help.