Who remembers the 2016 presidential race?

Nobody expected that late run from Gonzalez, did they?

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What happens when a woman can't remember her mastectomy?

Mammary loss &ampnbsp I made this up myself!

What sort of a car has your dad got?

I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.

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Which candidate will most improve our country?

2016 election: Which candidate is least likely to start The Purge

What did Matthew McConaughey have to say about the 2016 Oscar-winner's line-up?

All white, all white, all white!

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Why did the Addams have the late man arrested?

He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday.

Why didn't you answer me ?

Pupil: I did I shook my head Teacher: You don't expect me to hear it rattling from here do you !