What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant ?

An animal that tells you everything that it remembers !

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How can you tell ignorance from indifference?

I don't know and I don't care.

Why do they thank me in the cafeteria when I pay for my food like I had a choice?

Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.

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What do you get when you cross a crooked lawyer with a crooked politician?

A: Chelsea.

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court ?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls

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What's blue and has big ears ?

An elephant at the North Pole !

What's harder than getting a pregnant elephant into a Volkswagen?

Getting an elephant pregnant in a Volkswagen.

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How do narcissists remember everything?

They have a photogenic memory.

What is a Japanese favourite beverage that they don't remember?

Affogato"

Parrot Jokes More Parrot Jokes

Why did the pet owner get upset with his parrot?

because he was using too much fowl language

What do you get when you cross a caterpillar and a parrot?

A: A walkie-talkie.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

Which animal makes the best pie?

A human.

What do you call a vet that can only work on one animal?

A doctor