What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant ?

An animal that tells you everything that it remembers !

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Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why shouldn't you tell secrets when a clock is around?

Because time will tell.

How do you tell if your girlfriend's ticklish?

You give her a test tickle.

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What do you get when you cross astronomy and cosmology with a dyslexic girl at starbucks?

Astrology, cosmetology, and a pumpkin space latte

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you fit an elephant in a teacup?

You take the f out of way. say it out loud if you don't get it

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkley?

Because if they were small, white, and smooth they'd be Asprin.

Remember Jokes More Remember Jokes

Why can't you be the king I know?

The king you have inside you SIMBA: That doesn't make sense. I think I'd remember if I ate a king.

What sort of a car has your dad got?

I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.

Parrot Jokes More Parrot Jokes

Why did the parrot wear a raincoat ?

Because she wanted to be a Polly unsaturated !

What did the pirate tell his littler sister when she asked if she could hold his parrot?

ISIS

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What did people start calling the medical school that allowed animals to study medicine?

The hippocampus.

Why don't you have doggie bags?

Waiter: That would be cruelty to animals.