What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant ?

An animal that tells you everything that it remembers !

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Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you read the Gospel According to Shrek?

Open your bible to Psalm BODY ONCE TOLD ME

How can you tell if a turkey is from Germany?

By the way it Goebbels

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross Socrates with a dentist?

A flossopher!

Why did the ghost cross the road?

To get to the other side.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you call an elephant in a phone box?

Stuck.

Why are elephants so poor?

Because they work for peanuts

Remember Jokes More Remember Jokes

How does a composer remember which groceries to buy?

She writes a Chopin Liszt.

What is a Japanese favourite beverage that they don't remember?

Affogato"

Parrot Jokes More Parrot Jokes

Where'd ya get it?

The parrot says, "Africa." (I don't know if you know this one, but I just heard it today)

Why did the black man have to sell his parrot?

because polly wanted a cracker

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What animal has two gray feet and two brown feet?

An elephant with diarrhea.

What kind of ANIMAL would DO this?

Well, that's a gazelle Jeff, so probably a lion *to other ranger* Jeff's new here