What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant ?

An animal that tells you everything that it remembers !

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Why did the midget get slapped?

Because he told a woman how nice her hair smelled.

How can you tell when a fax has been sent by a blonde?

When there's a stamp on it.

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What do you get if you cross a brown chicken and a brown cow?

Brown-chicken-brown-coooow

How many cross-dressers live near Manchester?

Well, nearly 320,000 people round there have a Wigan address.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle ?

Because of all the cheetahs !

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and an elephant?

Big holes all over Australia!

Remember Jokes More Remember Jokes

What did you choose?

Guy: I don't remember.

How'd you get amnesia?

4yo:.. Me:.. 4yo: I don't remember. Me: Well played..

Parrot Jokes More Parrot Jokes

What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant ?

An animal that tells you everything that it remembers !

What is orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot. :

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What do you call an animal with a long neck and a love for oranges?

A Jiraffa.

What sort of animals make the best TV presenters ?

Gnus - readers !