Why did the midget get slapped?

Because he told a woman how nice her hair smelled.

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What's that again?

A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect.' 'Really,' answered the neighbor. 'What kind is it?' 'Twelve thirty.'

What's that pig doing in the middle of the road with a red light on its head?

Didn't you tell me to put out a stop swine

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Why does that guy always get all the women?

I don't know...he isn't very handsome or rich" "And he's a terrible conversationalist - all he does is sit there licking his eyebrows"

What's long, hard and makes a woman moan when erect?

An ironing board.

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What do you call a guy with no hair named Gary?

Garibaldi

What do you call a Roman with a hair in his teeth?

Gladiator.

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What does a new Tesla car smells like?

Elon Musk

Whats long and green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs finger.

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Why don't midgets ever get accepted into nudist colonies?

They keep sticking their noses into everyone else's business.

What would a midget be jealous of at a little kid?

The kid is over 5 feet tall.

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What do you call an Asian prize fighter who's dad has a serious case of diarrhea?

A slap happy jappy with a crap happy pappy

How do you like it?

Me: Salty...of course *slaps down $20 CG: We'll take two pretzels with salt Get outta the gutter pervs