Why did the midget get slapped?

Because he told a woman how nice her hair smelled.

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How can you tell if you're texting with a dyslexic pervert?

You get this: ===D==8=

How do you convince America to join a war?

Tell them its almost over

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why can't woman drive?

Because there are no roads from the bedroom to the kitchen!!

Where are all the women in amateur astronomy?

At the other end of the telescope.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What happens when skin touches skin, hair touches hair, and Balls Disappear?

Answer: You Blink Your Eyes.

How did the Roman cut his hair?

Caesar

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

Why does it smell so bad in Russia?

Everybody loves Putin!

What are sardines?

A little fish that smells like fingers.

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

Where do midget terrorists live?

Halfghanistan.

What's gotten into you man?

Midget: Sorry, I feel a little Sikh.

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How do you know if you have a tough mosquito ?

You slap him and he slaps you back !

What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?

Slap her.