Why did the midget get slapped?

Because he told a woman how nice her hair smelled.

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Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What do you tell a worried guitar?

Don't fret

What is the type of humor do you hate the most?

Dark humor... I hate it when black people tell jokes.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why are women so bad at parking?

Because they've been lied to about what 8 inches look like their whole lives.

What can I do you for?

Woman: a bottle of wine and cab fare

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

How's my hair?

My clothes How do I look (knock, knock) He's here!!!! I'm so excited! *My pizza delivery guy.

What did the blonde do after she combed her hair?

She pulled her pants up.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

Why a conch shell, and why there of all places?

So that when you put your ear against it, you can smell the ocean."

What is small furry and smells like bacon ?

A hamster !

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

What do you call a midget in a hospital waiting room constantly complaining about how long he's been waiting?

Imp-Patient!

Why did the midget who drove British cars get cabin fever?

He was mini cooped up for to long.

Slap Jokes More Slap Jokes

What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?

Slap her.

What do you call slapping hands with (5.5+1)/2?

A high phive! I'll see myself out now.