How does a woman go about inventing something?

She gives birth to a boy.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What does a neckbeard call a woman he meets at a fast food joint?

McLady.

How do we know God is not a woman?

Because the Earth is not a sandwich!

Birth Jokes More Birth Jokes

What does a goat have when it gives birth?

A kid.

What is your date of birth?

Witness: "July 15th." Lawyer: "What year " Witness: "Every year."

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

How did the Greek army separate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar

Who let the boys out?

Me: Woof woof woof! Her: Who let the boys out ! Me: Woof woof woof! Her: KIDS ARE IN THE STREET! Me: I'm going..

Invent Jokes More Invent Jokes

How does a woman go about inventing a lightbulb?

She gives birth to a son.

How do you know Axe was invented by black people?

If it was white people who invented it, it would be called Ask.