She gives birth to a boy.
A computer will accept a 3 1/2 inch floppy.
Put them both in the trunk of your car, drive around the block, and see which ones happy to see you afterwards.
A kid.
It is now a parent.
Someone threw a fridge at him.... Gold
With a crowbar.
They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.
A leper playing guitar.