What do you call a woman in heaven?

An Angel A crowd of women in heaven - A host of Angels And all women in heaven - PEACE ON EARTH!

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How do you get a woman from to be, to bed?

Give her the D.

Why did they invent the shopping cart?

To teach women to walk on their hind legs.

Angel Jokes More Angel Jokes

What do you call a woman in heaven?

An Angel A crowd of women in heaven - A host of Angels And all women in heaven - PEACE ON EARTH!

Why did the angel lose her job?

She had harp failure.

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

What did Eric Clapton do after he wrote Tears in Heaven?

Threw his baby out the window.

Why did the banjo player get into heaven?

The devil has standards.

Host Jokes More Host Jokes

Why will the USA never go bankrupt?

It will just host a telethon.

What did the host serve his guests for The Simpsons marathon night?

Disco Stew!