What do you call a woman in heaven?

An Angel A crowd of women in heaven - A host of Angels And all women in heaven - PEACE ON EARTH!

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you say to a women with two black eyes?

Nothing, you've already told her twice.

Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair?

Because if they dragged them by the ankles, they'd fill up with muck.

Angel Jokes More Angel Jokes

How many angels can a pinhead dance on?

To hold up their pants.

What did one angel say to the other?

Halo."

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

Angel food cake of course!

Why should I let you into heaven?

Me: Once a coworker said "supposably" 7 times in a meeting & I just let her StP: Get in here

Host Jokes More Host Jokes

Why did Leonardo di Caprio want Steve Harvey to host the Oscars?

He'd get it.

What is the most mysterious cheese?

I'm going to a cheese and wine party tonight and the host has requested I bring a "mystery cheese". I'm hoping there's a puntastic cheese out there somewhere that may fit the bill!