What do you call a woman in heaven?

An Angel A crowd of women in heaven - A host of Angels And all women in heaven - PEACE ON EARTH!

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do women and pine trees have in common?

Every time you try to get on one, they ruin it by getting sappy.

How many cats does it take for a woman to qualify as a "crazy cat lady?

None. Just a couple of youtube cat videos.

Angel Jokes More Angel Jokes

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

What do you call the angel in charge of hydroelectrics?

A God dam engineer.

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Why is there only a stairway to heaven but a highway to hell?

Easy. More traffic is going to hell.

Why'd the lawyer go to Heaven?

Hell was full.

Host Jokes More Host Jokes

What should TNT host?

League of Legends. Because they know drama.

Why should they have hosted the World Cup in a different country this year?

because a brazillian things could go wrong