What did the host serve his guests for The Simpsons marathon night?

Disco Stew!

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What did the dolphin king say at the funeral of his faithful servant?

You have served your porpoise.

What's the difference between a nurse and a nun?

A nun only serves one God.

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What's your favourite animal joke?

I give tours at a zoo. Each tour goes for a couple of hours so it is good to engage the guests and make the tour a bit more fun. What is your favourite animal joke I can use at work?

What happens when you take the tea away from your guest?

He's left there trying to "guess" what happened.

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What do astronauts do to host a party?

They planet.

What is the most mysterious cheese?

I'm going to a cheese and wine party tonight and the host has requested I bring a "mystery cheese". I'm hoping there's a puntastic cheese out there somewhere that may fit the bill!

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What do you call someone who doesn't like The Simpsons?

A Homerphobe! LOL! Just made that up!

What is the favorite saying of a police officer in the Simpsons?

If it's yellow let it mellow, if it's brown shoot it down.