What did the hotel clerk tell the guest with paruresis during check in?

Your in 8.

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How does Samsung know its most loyal customers?

They check with the burn ward. (I'll get my coat)

How do you tell a boy chromosome from a girl chromosome?

Check their jeans.

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How do you offend a white person?

Tell them they can't make racist jokes.

Why didn't they tell Chris Christie they took his pony away?

He would've found it hard to digest.

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Why do women make bad engineers?

Their whole lives they have been told 5 inches is 8

What are 8 Nougat-Bits?

One Nougat-Byte

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Whats the worst the thing about having to attend a funeral?

The guest of honor always shows up late!

What's your favourite animal joke?

I give tours at a zoo. Each tour goes for a couple of hours so it is good to engage the guests and make the tour a bit more fun. What is your favourite animal joke I can use at work?