What did the hotel clerk tell the guest with paruresis during check in?

Your in 8.

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When can't a pencil write out a check?

When it's broke.

How can a blind person tell if they're home?

They check the architexture.

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How do you tell 2 Scotsmen apart?

You lift their kilts, and whichever one of them has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!

How can you tell the pig is a failure as Easter bunny?

By the egg on its face.

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How many fingers does the dragonborn have?

8 fingers and 2 Thu"ums... Unless the dragonborn only has a Haafingar

Why was 8 afraid of 7?

Because 7 was a registered 6 offender

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What's your favourite animal joke?

I give tours at a zoo. Each tour goes for a couple of hours so it is good to engage the guests and make the tour a bit more fun. What is your favourite animal joke I can use at work?

What do you call a coast ghost that's a guest at a celebrity ghost roast?

A ghost toastie!