What did the hotel clerk tell the guest with paruresis during check in?

Your in 8.

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Why can't Australians play chess?

They keep saying check, mate.

How many Obsessive-Compulsive P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. But he has to check it 100 times one for each watt.

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How does a black mother tell her children apart?

She remembers them by their last names.

How can you tell a lawyer is lying?

Other lawyers look interested.

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What country has 6 faces, and 8 points?

Cuba

Why is Microsoft going straight to Windows 10?

Because 7.. 8.. 9

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What do you call a coast ghost that's a guest at a celebrity ghost roast?

A ghost toastie!

What happens when you take the tea away from your guest?

He's left there trying to "guess" what happened.