How many Obsessive-Compulsive P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. But he has to check it 100 times one for each watt.

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How many pepes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.

How many MRAs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They just blame feminism for the darkness.

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Why is chess confusing in Australia?

That's check, mate."

Why didn't you check your speedometer?

Driver: It broke when I hit 100.

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How many Poles does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Just one but you need 6000 Russian troops in case he goes on strike!

How many Hispanics does it take to change a light bulb..?

Just Juan.

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Where can you find the best Black Friday deals with items at 100% off?

Ferguson!

How many black metalheads does it take to change a light bulb?

100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.

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What do you get when you mix batteries and water?

Watt-er

Who is the best player on the Texans?

Watt WHO IS THE BEST PLAYER ON THE TEXANS Watt **WHO IS THE BEST PLAYER ON THE TEXANS **