Why did the line dancer cross the dance floor?

A. To get to the other (Electric) Slide!

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac with an agnostic and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up at night, wondering if there's a dog.

What do you get when you cross a snake with a plane?

A boeing constrictor

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Who's the coolest guy in the hospital?

A. The Ultrasound Guy

Why aren't there any nails in a lesbian's floor?

A. They're all laid with tongue and groove.

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Why did Jesus leave the dance floor?

Because it was Hammertime'

Why did the line dancer cross the dance floor?

A. To get to the other (Electric) Slide!

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What do you call two line dancers doing the dance Shoot the Rooster?

A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)

What do you call a line dancer on a cruise?

A. An Ocean "Liner"