What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics ?

All sorts of antics !

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What would you get if you crossed a monster with a Thanksgiving dessert?

Bumpkin pie!

What do you get when you cross Godzilla, saved by the bell, and crystal meth?

Go go power rangers!

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

Why was the ant so confused?

All of if its uncles are aunts!

Why is it forbidden for ants to go in a church?

They are in-sects

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Why can't there be some sort of mathematic formula for making friends?

A squadratic formula, if you will.

What sort of dance do fish do at parties ?

The conga !

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What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics ?

All sorts of antics !

What do you get when you mix a public speaker with someone who had tourettes?

A clock! One provides the tic, the other provides the talk Credit to my Autistic Big Bro