What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics ?

All sorts of antics !

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What do you get when you cross an agnostic, insomniac and a dyslexic?

Someone who lies awake at night if there really is a dog.

What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a rock climber?

Nothing. You can't cross a vector with a scalar.

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Why can't ants get sick?

Because they have little anty-bodies.

What did Pink Panther say when he stepped on Ant?

Nothing, Pink Panther doesn't talk!

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What is atheism?

A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing

What did Humpty Dumpty say to his girlfriend when she said they were breaking up?

Is this some sort of yolk

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What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics ?

All sorts of antics !

What do you get when you mix a public speaker with someone who had tourettes?

A clock! One provides the tic, the other provides the talk Credit to my Autistic Big Bro