What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics ?

All sorts of antics !

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What do you get when you cross a sheep with a robot?

Steel wool

What do you get if you cross a Mexican with an Irishman?

A redhead who can tan.

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

What did the ant say when he walked into the insurance office?

Insure ants?

What do ants drink?

Tea. It's an ant tea joke.

Sort Jokes More Sort Jokes

Why did the spreadsheets get divorced?

They just couldn't sort things out.

What sort of a car has your dad got?

I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.

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What do you get when you mix a public speaker with someone who had tourettes?

A clock! One provides the tic, the other provides the talk Credit to my Autistic Big Bro

What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics ?

All sorts of antics !