What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics ?

All sorts of antics !

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What do you get if you cross Socrates with a dentist?

A flossopher!

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a watchdog?

A terrified postman.

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When is an aardvark jumpy?

When he's got ants in his pants!

How many ants can you fit inside an apartment ?

Ten-ants !

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What's the opposite of "lily white"?

A racist term of some sort.

What sort of violin does a ghost play?

A dreadivarius.

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What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics ?

All sorts of antics !

What do you get when you mix a public speaker with someone who had tourettes?

A clock! One provides the tic, the other provides the talk Credit to my Autistic Big Bro