What sort of dance do fish do at parties ?

The conga !

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Why did the dislocated finger leave the party?

He felt really out of place.

What did the mama frog say to the baby frog when they left for a party?

You better amphi-BE-ON your best behavior."

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What kind of fish is made out of two sodium atoms?

Tuna (2Na).

Why wasn't the fish allowed to play in the band?

Because he couldn't tuna piano!

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Why can't there be some sort of mathematic formula for making friends?

A squadratic formula, if you will.

When asked, 'Are you Twittering?

if I'm looking at my phone I now reply, 'No. I am not Twittering,' in a sort of flat monotone. And tweet.

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How do I know ur not a cop?

If I was a cop would I do this " *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is

Where can you dance in California?

A. San Fran-disco

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What sort of dance do fish do at parties ?

The conga !

Who's there ! Conga ! Conga who?

Conga go on meeting like this !