What sort of dance do fish do at parties ?

The conga !

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Why do walruses go to tupperware parties?

They are always looking for a tight seal.

What does Chris Brown tell his friends when he sees Rihanna at a party?

I hit that.

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a fish?

Lightbulb.

Why did the man go fishing?

Just for the halibut.

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Why did the police arrest the sidewalk sidewalk?

It always had some sort of weed on it!

How do you sort out Ant and Dec?

Squash one and deal with the other later.

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Why are Native American strippers the best?

When they dance they make it rain.

What do you call someone who dances on cars ?

A morris dancer !

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What sort of dance do fish do at parties ?

The conga !

Who's there ! Conga ! Conga who?

Conga go on meeting like this !