How much do pirates pay for their earrings?

About a buccaneer!

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Why was the pirate arrested for polygamy?

He kept on and on about his mateys.

What do you call someone who commits piracy?

Neckbeard the pirate

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Why do the models on the catwalks always look so angry?

I would have been very happy to get paid to just walk around in fancy clothes.

What's the difference between a green bean chickpea?

No one has ever paid to have a green bean on their chest

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How much do pirates pay for their earrings?

About a buccaneer!

How much do pirates charge for corn?

A Buccaneer

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What did one earring say to the other?

What did one earring say to the other? You go on a head, i'll just hang round 'ere

How much do pirates pay for earrings?

Somewhere around a buck an ear.