Where does a pirate keep his buccaneers?

Under his buckin' hat.

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How does the Pirate watch his movie?

He PIRATES them off line. (Or torrents them off Pirates Bay) =)

What did the pirate tell his littler sister when she asked if she could hold his parrot?

ISIS

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How much does it cost for a pirate to get an ear piercing?

A buccaneer.

How much do pirates pay for their earrings?

About a buccaneer!