What does a pirate take for his allergies?

Aye-drops

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What's with the steering wheel?

The pirate says "ARRGGHH! It's drivin' me nuts."

What do you call Kansas overrun by pirates?

Arkansas

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What do snakes take to combat their allergies?

Anti-hissss-tamines!

What does a Muslim with allergies say?

Al-achoo Akbar.