Why was the chef mad?

He had all the money in the world, but no thyme.

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How many egoists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. They simply hold the bulb and wait for the world to revolve around them.

What would you call Hispanics if everyone in the world were completely equal?

Equatinos

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What's the easiest way for a Gorilla hunter to make money?

Collect unemployment insurance!

Why did Lamar give money to Kobe?

Because Lamar Odom

Chef Jokes More Chef Jokes

What do you call a chef who's stingy with herbs?

PARSLEYMONIOUS

How do you know if a chef is a clown?

A: The food tastes funny.

Thyme Jokes More Thyme Jokes

Who ever said time cannot be bought?

I bought some thyme yesterday.

Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.