Why was the chef mad?

He had all the money in the world, but no thyme.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

What's the worlds most forceful fig?

The Fig Newton.

What did the Greek God say when he could finally take the world off his shoulders?

At las!

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Whats your first wish?

Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

Where can you always find money?

In the dictionary.

Chef Jokes More Chef Jokes

How does a chef ask to leave the dinner table?

He says, "Gourmet I be excused?"

What does a chef call an undercover cop?

Pig in a blanket.

Thyme Jokes More Thyme Jokes

Who ever said time cannot be bought?

I bought some thyme yesterday.

Why couldn't the man open a fish and herb shop?

Because he didn't have the thyme or the plaice.