Why was the chef mad?

He had all the money in the world, but no thyme.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

What kind of milk do the wealthiest people in the world give to their children?

1%

What's the highest rated hotel in the world?

Aushwitz, 6 million stars.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What's the proper procedure when witnessing someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.

What do you calla person that inherits a lot of money?

A millionheir.

Chef Jokes More Chef Jokes

How does a chef get to work?

He woks.

What did the chef say when he was skipped in rotation?

Hey that's my toque!!

Thyme Jokes More Thyme Jokes

What did the chef say when he ruined the soup with too many herbs?

Well, this was a waste of Thyme."

Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.