Why was the chef mad?

He had all the money in the world, but no thyme.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

Who's there ! Bridget ! Bridget who ?

Bridget the end of the world !

Why German Loves Americans why do Germans love Americans?

because Americans are the most hated people in the world now.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Why are there so many piggy banks?

Pigs don't like to hide their money in the mattress.

Where do terrorists store their money?

In the West Bank

Chef Jokes More Chef Jokes

What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad ?

It became a daddy short legs !

What's worse than finding hair in your food?

Finding out the chef is bald.

Thyme Jokes More Thyme Jokes

Who ever said time cannot be bought?

I bought some thyme yesterday.

Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.