Why was the chef mad?

He had all the money in the world, but no thyme.

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Hide it in a science book.

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PARSLEYMONIOUS

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Why couldn't the man open a fish and herb shop?

Because he didn't have the thyme or the plaice.

Why was the chef mad?

He had all the money in the world, but no thyme.