What is the quickest way to double your money ?

Fold it in half !

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Who's there ! Bellows ! Bellows who ?

Bellows me some money can I have it please !

Why are there so many piggy banks?

Pigs don't like to hide their money in the mattress.

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What do Wal mart and priests have in common?

They both have boys pants half off. I'm going to hell lol

What do you call half a ginger?

George.

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What's the quickest way to lose pounds?

The UK National Lottery!

Which is the quickest way to reach the hospital?

Bernard pushed him under a truck...

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What happens if you tell a psychiatrist you are schizophrenic?

He charges you double.

What would I be if I doubled myself?

Meme

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Why did the Origami Artist never win a poker match?

Because he will always fold.

What's the definition of the perfect woman?

Four feet tall, fold back teeth, flat head so you can rest your beer on it, and turns into a pizza at midnight.