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Why do they attach chains to their pens?

If I am trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens.

Why do people keep a picture of their wife and kids in their wallet?

To remind them why there's no money in it

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What do you get when you cross an Aboriginal with a Caucasian?

What do you get when you cross an Aboriginal with a Caucasian? A half decent person.

What do you mean he's your half son?

What do you mean what do I mean?" replied the man. He went on to explain "My son has half my genes, that makes him my half-son." The woman he was talking to decided he was crazy and without replying walked past him. She looked back and noticed his neck was red, after all it was a sunny day.