What is the quickest way to double your money ?

Fold it in half !

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Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What do you call someone who makes a lot of money through deforestation of the Amazon?

A Brazillionaire!

What's it called when you commission someone to make an animated image for your girlfriend but he pockets the money and disappears?

A gf gif gift grift

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What is the difference between the first and last desk of a viola section?

A: Half a measure.

What do you call an empty bud light can on the side of the road?

A native American artifact. What do you call a HALF-EMPTY bud light can on the side of the road? An extremely rare native American artifact.

Quick Way Jokes More Quick Way Jokes

What's the quickest way to a woman's heart?

The rib cage.

What's the quickest way to make nine million dollars?

Date Simon Cowell.

Double Jokes More Double Jokes

How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: "Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"

How can you double your money?

Look at it in a mirror.

Fold Jokes More Fold Jokes

How do you blind fold an asian?

You put floss over their eyes!

What's six inches long that women love?

Folding money.