What's the quickest way to lose pounds?

The UK National Lottery!

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Why can't the band Def Leppard make music anymore?

They all lost their hearing

How long does it take a baby to die in the microwave?

I don't know, I lose track of time when I have an erection.

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How do dog catchers get paid?

By the Pound!

What's a dog's least favorite unit of measurement?

Pounds

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Which is the quickest way to make someone lose?

The game.

What's the quickest way to lose pounds?

The UK National Lottery!