What's the quickest way to lose pounds?

The UK National Lottery!

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Why was the juice company losing customers?

There was no punch-line.

Why did Russia lose the race?

Because it was Stalin! (Sorry. Communist jokes aren't funny unless every gets them.)

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What is the ideal weight of a lawyer?

About three pounds, including the urn.

Who's there ! Bette-lou ! Bette-lou who ?

Bette-lou a few pounds !

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Which is the quickest way to reach the hospital?

Bernard pushed him under a truck...

Which is the quickest way to make someone lose?

The game.