What's the quickest way to lose pounds?

The UK National Lottery!

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

How are one night stands like savings accounts?

you make a deposit, withdrawal, then lose interest.

How do you find your dog if he's lost in the woods ?

Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark !

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What's the difference between a lesbian and a sperm whale?

Fifty pounds and a flannel shirt.

Why is the new Brexit diet so popular?

All you gotta be is a little more than halfway into it and the pounds will start falling.

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What's the quickest way to a woman's heart?

The rib cage.

Which is the quickest way to make someone lose?

The game.