How did Jesus stay in such good shape?

Cross fit.

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Why doesn't Jesus enjoy manicures or pedicures?

Because they always try to mess with his nails.

Why didn't Jesus' business break even?

It wasn't making enough prophet

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Why didn't Princess Diana have very many friends on Xbox Live?

All she does is stay on the dashboard.

How are Oscar the Grouch and the Olympic Diving Pools in Rio de Janeiro similar?

They're both green, smell like farts, and will stay that way for 47 years.

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Why was Jesus I such good shape?

Crossfit. Why did the Romans hate Jesus so much? He wouldn't shut up about crossfit.

How did Jesus stay in such good shape?

Cross fit.