How did Jesus stay in such good shape?

Cross fit.

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What do Jesus and germs have in common?

Nobody has ever seen them directly, but everyone says they exist.

What gun would Jesus outlaw first?

A nail gun

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How did you manage to stay single for so long?

Single Handedly

Where are people in Dallas staying to avoid getting Ebola?

The Cowboys Stadium. Because they can't catch anything there.

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How did Jesus stay in such good shape?

Cross fit.

Why was Jesus in such good shape when he died?

He was Cross-Fit.