How did Jesus stay in such good shape?

Cross fit.

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What did Jesus say to the flock of sheep?

I herd that.

What is Jesus's least favorite gun?

A nail gun.

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What do you call a stay-at-home parent?

Unemployed.

Why did the artists stay away from the irritable blacksmith?

Nobody wanted to draw his iron.

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Why was Jesus in such good shape when he died?

He was Cross-Fit.

Why was Jesus I such good shape?

Crossfit. Why did the Romans hate Jesus so much? He wouldn't shut up about crossfit.