How did Jesus stay in such good shape?

Cross fit.

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What's the difference between Jesus and his portrait ?

His portrait only need one nail

Why did Jesus go to the gym?

To make sure his cross fit.

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What did the hippy say when he was told to get off the couch and get a job?

Namaste (pronounced:nah I'ma stay)

Why Mark?

I never take drugs. - I say stay away!! Or the drugs will fall from the table!!

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Why was Jesus in such good shape when he died?

He was Cross-Fit.

Why was Jesus I such good shape?

Crossfit. Why did the Romans hate Jesus so much? He wouldn't shut up about crossfit.